Things I am not allowed to do in game.

#1: Not allowed to use Craft: Alchemy to make Meth.
#2: My Alchemist is to keep other players appraised of experiments he is performing on other players.
#3: The Witches familiar is not the "Emergency Food Supply"
#4: The following alignments are banned for any character I play: Chaotic Neutral, Chaotic Evil, Lawful good.
#5: Not allowed to use sending spells to Rick Roll People.
#6: Stop calling the dwarven paladin's mount "Mr Baconater".
#7: Gnomes are not "good eating".
#8: There is no spell called "Bigby's middle finger".
#9: The primary purpose of the Alchemist class is not to create "natural male enhancement", that is not where the real gold is.
#10: Not allowed to celebrate the vanquishing of the Big Bad by getting a grill that says "PC life" on it.

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Not abusing Leadership

So I'm playing a Wizard/Cleric in a Kingmaker campaign and when and If I make it to 7th level I want a group of fawning hangers-on to polish my armor and cook my meals. That said, I totally do not want to undermine the DM or rock the game. My Dm has been excellent and seems to enjoy running the game and I do not want his job to become harder or overshadow the other players. Still its in character for me to have a crowd of kept artists, servants and personal men at arms as well as a sworn sword to do my bidding.

Currently I have a 12 Charisma and the Natural Born Leader trait so my starting leadership score should be at least 9, I should have a castle/fortress/mansion/guild-house by then because its kingmaker and I'll be 7th level and building a city is part of the AP and my character's personal ambition.

For my Cohort I'm thinking a Cavalier of the Order of Lion (possibly standard bearer) to act as my personal attendant/messenger/right hand. I don't want someone to really take up a role in most combats so much as I want a guy I can send to make proclamations, manage projects for me and make me look important. The way I see it The leadership feat gives me a cohort and followers with the standard array of attributes and the clothes on their backs.

My plan is to assume that two thirds of my Followers are Standard Servants/craftsmen and one third is warriors (my men at arms) and healers (adepts with the self sufficient feat).

Traipse software seems to work fine.

The new OpenRPG software is working pretty well, at least it did in the test we just did.

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I am amazed at how consistently The Giant in the playground is able to shock and amaze me with the twists in his stories.