Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Second Session

Second Session:
OK, so we begin our exploration and promptly get attacked by trolls. Because we are primarily are a ranged party and because trolls suck at resisting grease spells we drive one off and killed another.  This was our first serious combat and we learn a few things that we did not know about our party. We learn that the Sorcerer is a bit of an burning ditz: she decided to try and bluff the trolls into thinking we are gods, we learned that enlarge person does not really work well for our builds but grease works like a freaking charm.  We also learned that we really need a healer as while nobody died everyone was reduced to nearly 0 hit points and we had no method of rapidly healing our wounds. The next day, we ran into a bunch of kobolds gorging themselves on heroin er moon radishes, we tried to negotiate with them but they attacked as soon as we started talking. A half dozen Kobold corpses later we filled our pouches with crack radishes and rushed back to the trading post.



 (29110) Richard (enter): 18:18
Attempting to assign the role of Player to (29110) Richard...
(29110) Jeremiah Nixon: Sup
(29191) DM: Hi
(29197) Segrid (enter): 18:33
Attempting to assign the role of Player to (29197) Segrid...
(29198) Cairne Garess (enter): 18:35
Attempting to assign the role of Player to (29198) Cairne Garess...
(29198) Cairne Garess: hello peoples
(29191) DM: howdy
(29169) Siam (enter): 18:38
Attempting to assign the role of Player to (29169) Siam...
(29169) Andraste: ((Waves)
(29169) Andraste: ((test)
(29197) Segrid: hi
(29191) DM: yo
(29199) Carden (enter): 18:41
(29169) Andraste: *chews on a moon radish*
Attempting to assign the role of Player to (29199) Carden...
(29169) Andraste: So we're missing just Z right now?
(29191) DM: yup
(29191) DM: he's on Skype
(29191) DM: I'll ping him
(29199) Carden: AIMed him to get here
(29199) Carden: omg said he forgot and is coming geez
(29201) Zelata (enter): 18:48
Attempting to assign the role of Player to (29201) Zelata...
(29201) Zelata: yo
(29201) Zelata: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCEjoHQl5BA&feature=feedrec_grec_index this is our themesong peeps 8-)
(29191) DM: Can everyone see the map?
(29197) Segrid: yup
(29201) Zelata: Yes sir! :D
(29199) Carden: yes
(29201) Zelata: ((PM me if you listened to our themesong! O______O))
(29191) DM: After defeating the kobolds, you had an uneventful night camping in the clearing.
(29191) DM: It is now dawn, 3 Pharast
(29201) Zelata: I awake, stretching and then stand full of exitment running around camp awaking everyone with a great attitude.
** (29199) Carden is preparing to leave "We should prepare for the bandits back at the trading post."
**
** (29169) Andraste wakes up, taking a few minutes to get ready and pray to Erastil before packing things up, "So we continue to head south west towards the bandit camps?" **
(29198) Cairne Garess: Lemmesleep.
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon (enter): 18:54
Attempting to assign the role of Player to (29204) Jeremiah Nixon...
(29201) Zelata: I kick Cairne in the buttocks when he doesn't get up fast enough prancing about saying "GET UP SLEEPY BONES!"
(29191) DM: Booting '(29110) Jeremiah Nixon' from room...
(29110) Jeremiah Nixon (exit): 18:54
(29197) Segrid: "I am prepared to continue our disruption of their thuggery."
(29199) Carden: "If the bandits already depared from their camp it would be bad for Oleg"
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: (( back ))
(29199) Carden: departed*
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: (( What did I miss ))
(29199) Carden: (nothing; just woke up in the morning at camp)
(29201) Zelata: I nod prancing around getting ready.
** (29204) Jeremiah Nixon gets up and readies his spells and equipment for the day **
(29198) Cairne Garess: Get out of my tent you annoying half hapry!
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: "What did you say about bandits?
(29169) Andraste: "Chances are they have not. They should not be expecting their mates for another day or more."
(29201) Zelata: I giggle as I make his tent collapse while I go and tend to the horses.
(29198) Cairne Garess: I get up, roll up my bedroll and study my book.
** (29199) Carden ponders what Andraste says "Very well." **
** (29197) Segrid sees to packing up the camp, quietly. **
** (29169) Andraste puts on her armor and packs up her tent, "I wonder how long moon radishes can last before they spoil," **
(29198) Cairne Garess: They are roots, keep them dry and they should last.
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: "A long while I would think"
(29201) Zelata: I nom down my breakfast as I sit impaitiantly.
(29198) Cairne Garess: (I conjure a carrot and offer it to Trouble)
(29169) Andraste: "Very good," she says, eating her breakfast slowly, "So we continue our way south west from this point?"
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: (( So we ready to head back to Oleg and the trading post? ))
(29198) Cairne Garess: I say we head east, then back
(29191) DM: Z, when you dump the contents of one of your trail ration bags into your bowl, you see that the contents of your spell component pouch also pour out
(29201) Zelata: ((Who's trouble?))
(29198) Cairne Garess: we have 4 more days of food in the party bin.
(29201) Zelata: I frown and then begin the attempt to resituate my stuff in the proper places.
(29191) DM: Z, you also find trail rations in your spell component pouch
(29198) Cairne Garess: (Trouble is my horse, I ride trouble into town, I take trouble with me whereever I go.)
(29201) Zelata: I then begin resorting everything, showing my OCD taking everything out and putting it back in.
(29191) DM: Nothing else seems out of place
(29198) Cairne Garess: brb doorbell
(29201) Zelata: ((tyt))
(29199) Carden: "I say we head west then after a day head back to Oleg's. Chances off finding the bandits camp aren't great and could been trapped"
** (29197) Segrid says "Why were we going back to Olegs instead of searching out the bandit camp?" **
(29201) Zelata: I then take everything out again and put it in it's proper place again.
(29197) Segrid: "We should at least look fo rit."
(29201) Zelata: I do this 12 times before I'm satisfied.
(29198) Cairne Garess: back
** (29169) Andraste finishes up and packs her belongings onto her horse, "I think I'll call you Luceed,' giving a pat to the white horse she rides, "True, I feel we should at least find out where it lies." **
(29198) Cairne Garess: (why does z have a spell component pouch? she's a sorcerer?)
(29169) Andraste: (because...magic :3)
(29201) Zelata: I frown and look around before grabbing a bhandfull of rocks and dumps it down Cairne's shirt saying "MEANY! Redoing all my bags!"
** (29204) Jeremiah Nixon climbs on his horse "Well let's be on our way then" **
(29191) DM: I thought sorcs still needed material components for their spells.
(29201) Zelata: ((We do))
(29198) Cairne Garess: maybe her burning harpy heritage won't leter her use the sorcerer class abilities.
(29169) Andraste: "So lets decide on which direction to go. I say we continue South west towards where the bandit said his camp was,"
(29199) Carden: (not normally they get the feat to not need them but could be another template; anyways)
(29198) Cairne Garess: east one hex
(29201) Zelata: I say we go back to what's his faces house and help him!
(29191) DM: This is why you need to elect a group leader.
(29199) Carden: "I say west; we already went south"
(29197) Segrid: "Yes, west, I agree. What say the rest?"
** (29169) Andraste looks at the other three. **
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: "Sounds good to me "
** (29199) Carden secures gear on steed as the other decide **
(29169) Andraste: "Looks like majority favors west. Let us go!"
** (29199) Carden nods and mounts up. **
(29201) Zelata: The feat only works for components worth 3 gold or less))
(29191) DM: west it is
(29201) Zelata: I pout on my horse.
(29191) DM: you spend the day exploring hex 3-4, which is another forest hex
** (29197) Segrid mounts his horse and follows. **
** (29199) Carden rides along looking for a place for camp **
** (29169) Andraste explores the area for anything interesting. **
(29191) DM: From a distance you see what might be a promising site (make a perception check)
(29199) Carden: [1d20+6] => [3,6] = (9)
(29169) Andraste: [1d20+1] => [18,1] = (19) Perception
(29198) Cairne Garess: [1d20+8] => [9,8] = (17)
(29169) Andraste: (: ) )
** (29197) Segrid keeps vigilant for signs of animals or other predators. **
(29197) Segrid: Perception: [1d20+4] => [7,4] = (11); +2 vs. Humans
(29191) DM: As you get closer, Andraste, you catch a glimpse of two large humanoid-like creatures off in the distance
(29201) Zelata: ((sorry was afk what do I need to do?))
** (29169) Andraste whispers to the group," I see two large human shaped creatures over there." **
(29169) Andraste: "Does anyone recognize what they are?"
** (29197) Segrid looks to where Andraste points **
(29201) Zelata: I sing "Two large thingys!"
(29191) DM: too far away to tell
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: " One of us should get closer and have a look"
** (29199) Carden looks to Zelata and curses in low tone "Keep quiet" **
(29198) Cairne Garess: (Half Harpy)
(29201) Zelata: I frown and say "You saided a bad word!"
(29169) Andraste: "Let us all go, but keep our wits about us," she says, arming herself with her lance.
(29198) Cairne Garess: "
** (29199) Carden dismounts "Go on; I will flank" **
(29198) Cairne Garess: we don'
(29197) Segrid: "Be prepared to run these horses back the way we come. Mind the terrain."
(29198) Cairne Garess: t nescessarily need to fight everything we see.
** (29204) Jeremiah Nixon climbs off his horse and readies his crossbow **
(29198) Cairne Garess: (dismount)
(29201) Zelata: I stay on my horse.
** (29169) Andraste urges her horse forward, hailing the humanoids as she gets within earshot. **
(29197) Segrid: "I agree, Cairne, but we are charged with making these lands safer." Segrid ties his shield on and follows Andraste's lead."
(29191) DM: roll steath checks if you are trying to approach stealthfully
** (29199) Carden ties off his horse at this location and hits the brush; circling around to the humanoids as the group approaches (stealth [1d20+5] => [9,5] = (14) **
(29169) Andraste: (my character isn't)
** (29204) Jeremiah Nixon tries to creep up on the figures **
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Stealth [1d20+4] => [19,4] = (23)
** (29197) Segrid is following Andraste's lead. **
(29201) Zelata: I ride my horse and sings "OI! YOU BIG HUMANS! WHAT ARE YOU?!?!"
(29191) DM: (!)
(29191) DM: Just as Jeremiah gets a good look (roll know (nature))
(29169) Andraste: (Andraste pokes Zelata with her lance)
(29197) Segrid: Nature: [1d20+5] => [20,5] = (25)
(29199) Carden: just fyi opposite of jeremiah)
(29199) Carden: side*
(29198) Cairne Garess: (In tie trouble's bridle to a tree)
(29201) Zelata: I say "OWWY THAT HURT!"
(29191) DM: You see two big ol' honkin' trolls eating on a deer or elk, and they both look up from their meal when they hear Z's shouting!
(29169) Andraste: ((I believe Segrid knows everything about these people :3)
** (29199) Carden had bow ready **
(29201) Zelata: I stop and yell at them "YOU'RE UGLY!"
(29198) Cairne Garess: thank the gods the harpy has the burning ditz bloodline
(29197) Segrid: ((How far away in what direction should we place our minis?))
(29201) Zelata: lolzz ikr?
(29191) DM: J is about 50' from them
(29201) Zelata: When I get no mesurable response, I reply in Giant "YOU'RE REALLY UGLY! YOU LOOK LIKE A DUMP I MADE YESTERDAY!"
** (29204) Jeremiah Nixon face palms **
(29191) DM: everyone roll initiative
** (29199) Carden thinks Zelata will meet an early grave **
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Initiative: [1d20+2] => [1,2] = (3)
(29201) Zelata: [1d20+2] => [1,2] = (3)
(29197) Segrid: Initiative: [1d20+5] => [11,5] = (16)
(29169) Andraste: [1d20+3] => [10,3] = (13) Initiative
(29199) Carden: Init [1d20+2] => [6,2] = (8)
(29169) Andraste: (haha double 1s)
(29201) Zelata: Crap sforgot I only get a +1
(29201) Zelata: [1d20+1] => [5,1] = (6)
(29201) Zelata: Gah not much better -_-
(29198) Cairne Garess: Who wants to be bigger?
** (29204) Jeremiah Nixon is too busy face palming to do much of anything **
(29198) Cairne Garess: [1d20+4] => [9,4] = (13)
(29169) Andraste: (I think we all prefer not to get hit as often :P)
(29197) Segrid: ((Doe sthe phrase run the fuck away sound like a plan to anyone else?))
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: (( I can take care of that myself, and yes it does ))
(29191) DM: This is a random encounter so I don't have rollers set up for the trolls.
(29191) DM: I'm going to be nice and say that you surprise them, so you can each take one prep action
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: (( I can cast Obscuring mist and we can make a break for it ))
(29199) Carden: (everyone wish to flee?)
(29201) Zelata: I cast Finger Fire
(29169) Andraste: (Just stay on your horse and make ranged attacks)
(29201) Zelata: [1d20+2] => [16,2] = (18)
(29201) Zelata: did I hit?
(29191) DM: yup
(29191) DM: which one, and how much damage?
(29201) Zelata: The closest one
(29201) Zelata: [2d6+2] => [2,5,2] = (9)
(29201) Zelata: gah pooey
(29201) Zelata: Wait, wrong mod
(29201) Zelata: -_-
(29201) Zelata: [2d6+1] => [5,3,1] = (9)
(29201) Zelata: O_o huh
(29169) Andraste: ((Whats finger fire :x)
(29191) DM: anyone else want to take their prep action?
** (29169) Andraste declares smite evil on Troll 2. Firing off an arrow [1d20+7] => [20,7] = (27) **
(29169) Andraste: [1d20+7] => [11,7] = (18) Threat!
(29169) Andraste: If that hits x3 more damage!
(29201) Zelata: My Fire ray thingy, I rename all my spells, he has a list lolzz))
** (29197) Segrid urges his horse to back up **
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: (( I prepare Obscuring Mist ))
(29191) DM: critical hit
(29201) Zelata: I yell at Segrid "YOU POOPY COWARD!"
** (29199) Carden fires an arrow at the one who took an arrow [1d20+2] => [3,2] = (5) [1d8+2] => [1,2] = (3) **
(29199) Carden: (misses boo)
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: "I think we should leave"
(29169) Andraste: [3d8+3] => [5,4,2,3] = (14) Damage
(29201) Zelata: ((I dunno, I think we're off too a good start))
(29201) Zelata: ((I thought crit was auto max x mod))
(29198) Cairne Garess: Carden, you wanna be big?
(29169) Andraste: ((No its x3 for a bow)
(29199) Carden: (no and you probably dont see him)
(29191) DM: ok, start of round 1
(29191) DM: Segrid is first
(29201) Zelata: ((What? I thought all crits were auto max o.o))
(29169) Andraste: "Concentrate fire on the troll to the right!"
(29169) Andraste: ((No they don't, they just multiply damage)
(29201) Zelata: ((O_____o))
(29197) Segrid: (Did you multiply the smite bonus?)
(29169) Andraste: ((Yes)
(29197) Segrid: (k)
(29169) Andraste: ((Which is a measly +1 since we're all just level 1)
(29197) Segrid: Segrid unslings his shield and draws his bow.
(29191) DM: ok, T1's turn
(29191) DM: who is on foot and who is still mounted?
(29199) Carden: (on foot in brush due to stealth)
(29197) Segrid: (I'm still mounted))
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: (( I am on foot but I got a 23 on a stealth check earlier ))
(29201) Zelata: On foot
(29191) DM: ok, T1 charges Andraste...
(29191) DM: and tries to bite her
(29191) DM: bite [1d20+10] => [10,10] = (20) charging
(29201) Zelata: "Ewwwwww! She probably doesn't taste good!"
(29191) DM: damage [1d8+5] => [2,5] = (7)
(29169) Andraste: Misses
(29169) Andraste: Err thats troll 1 sorry
(29169) Andraste: that hits
(29169) Andraste: (I am mounted btw)
(29191) DM: T2 charges at Zelata since he fried him
(29201) Zelata: she**
(29191) DM: bite [1d20+10] => [16,10] = (26) charging
(29191) DM: damage [1d8+5] => [2,5] = (7)
(29201) Zelata: "Come on you ugly naughty boy!" Hits
(29191) DM: Cairne's turn
(29201) Zelata: ((he hits me and I'm unconcious I think o.o))
(29198) Cairne Garess: I cast a spell
(29169) Andraste: (I hope its grease)
(29169) Andraste: (Or mist)
(29201) Zelata: ((gonna pull up my sheet, I may actually be dead o.O))
(29198) Cairne Garess: grease
(29169) Andraste: (you would be very very squishy if you are dead from just 7 damage)
(29197) Segrid: ((nah, not dead, but likely unconscious)
(29201) Zelata: ((nope got 1 HP left :P))
(29169) Andraste: (Put the troll in that square Cairne!)
(29201) Zelata: I scream and say amid squeals of pain "DO I taste good?"
(29191) DM: reflex save by T2?
(29198) Cairne Garess: dc 14
(29191) DM: reflex [1d20+4] => [7,4] = (11)
(29191) DM: T2 slips and falls down prone!
(29191) DM: Andraste's turn
** (29169) Andraste makes a total defense action and draws out her shield as she moves **
(29198) Cairne Garess: Andraste are you mounted?
(29169) Andraste: (Yes)
(29191) DM: T1 takes a swipe as you move away
(29191) DM: [1d20+8] => [4,8] = (12) claw
(29191) DM: but misses
(29191) DM: Carden's turn
(29191) DM: Carden delays
(29191) DM: Z's turn
** (29199) Carden summons Erastil's strength and fires at a troll(#1) from cover (judgement destruction; swift) [1d20+2] => [12,2] = (14) [1d8+3] => [5,3] = (8) **
(29191) DM: misses
(29169) Andraste: "Move while its down child. Get behind me!"
** (29199) Carden then moves back some **
(29201) Zelata: kk
(29169) Andraste: ((I think we're going to lose if we fight these trolls guys)
(29201) Zelata: Is it possible to fake death?
(29169) Andraste: (I dont see a point.))
(29201) Zelata: Like pretend I died.
(29199) Carden: (just attack since you taunted them)
(29201) Zelata: fine :|
(29201) Zelata: I cast Mage Armor
(29169) Andraste: ((Horses should be able to outrun them.)
(29201) Zelata: Err wait
(29201) Zelata: I run away O_O
(29201) Zelata: Screaming "I NO TASTE GOOD!:
(29191) DM: (I assume you mean withdraw...)
(29198) Cairne Garess: (stay behind the bigger people, do not try to block troll claws with tyour face, these are things you leasrn when you study to learn arcane power instead of luck into unearned cosmic power)
(29169) Andraste: (Just run, it cant aoo)
(29169) Andraste: (Its prone)
(29201) Zelata: ((yeah))
(29201) Zelata: ((Yeah? Well we don't have to go to a stupid school or have to learn how to read when we earn it through bloodline, why do you think we're born with it? Because we are worthy of it, you have to beg for it!))
(29169) Andraste: (mind repositioning your miniature to represent the movement?)
(29201) Zelata: I flee screaming "I NO TASTE GOOD! EAT THE WIZARD OVER THERE!"
(29169) Andraste: "Come beast, I shall be your opponent."
(29191) DM: Jeremiah's turn
** (29199) Carden grumbles abit as Zelata **
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: (( I cast obscuring mist and then get back on my horse ))
(29191) DM: round 2
(29191) DM: Segrid is up
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: "Time to go ladies and Gentlemen!"
** (29197) Segrid looks at Zelata, at his bow, back at Zelata. (Delays until after Andraste) **
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Duration: Instant
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Components: V,S
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Corrosive Touch
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Range: Touch
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Attack: [1d20+2] => [14,2] = (16) Melee Touch Attack
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Damage: [1d4] => [4] = (4) Acid
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Damage: [1d6+1] => [2,1] = (3) Nonlethal Cold, Target is Fatigued
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Range: Touch
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Duration: Instant
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Attack: [1d20+2] => [18,2] = (20) Melee Touch Attack
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Frost Bite:
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Component: V,S
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Obscuring Mist
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Casting Time 1 standard action
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: School conjuration (creation)
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Components V, S
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Range 20 ft.
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Effect cloud spreads in 20-ft. radius from you, 20 ft. high
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: miss chance). Creatures farther away have total concealment
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Duration 1 min./level (D)
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Saving Throw none; Spell Resistance no
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: creature 5 feet away has concealment (attacks have a 20%
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: A misty vapor arises around you. It is stationary. The vapor
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: obscures all sight, including darkvision, beyond 5 feet. A
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: (50% miss chance, and the attacker cannot use sight to locate
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Components V, S, M (powdered iron)
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Range close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Casting Time 1 round
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Enlarge Person
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: School transmutation; Level sorcerer/wizard 1
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: This spell causes instant growth of a humanoid creature, doubling
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Duration 1 min./level (D)
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Saving Throw Fortitude negates; Spell Resistance yes
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Target one humanoid creature
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: the target).
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: its height and multiplying its weight by 8. This increase changes
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: 10 feet and a natural reach of 10 feet. This spell does not change the
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: A humanoid creature whose size increases to Large has a space of
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: increased size.
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: If insufficient room is available for the desired growth, the
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: creature attains the maximum possible size and may make a
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: in the process. If it fails, it is constrained without harm by the
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: by increasing its size.
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Strength check (using its increased Strength) to burst any enclosures
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: damage (see page 145). Other magical properties are not affected
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: by the spell. Melee weapons affected by this spell deal more
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: All equipment worn or carried by a creature is similarly enlarged
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: possession (including a projectile or thrown weapon) instantly
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Enlarge person can be made permanent with a permanency spel
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Enlarge person counters and dispels reduce person.
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Multiple magical effects that increase size do not stack.
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: returns to its normal size. This means that thrown and projectile
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: items are not increased by this spell.
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: weapons deal their normal damage. Magical properties of enlarged
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Magic Weapon
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: School transmutation
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Components V, S, DF
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Range touch
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Duration 1 min./level
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: yes (harmless, object)
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Target weapon touched
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Saving Throw Will negates (harmless, object); Spell Resistance
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: and damage rolls. An enhancement bonus does not stack with a
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Magic weapon gives a weapon a +1 enhancement bonus on attack
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: strike is considered a weapon, and thus it can be enhanced by
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: this spell.
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Effect 10-ft.-radius burst of light
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: School evocation (light); Level bard 1, druid 1, sorcerer/wizard 1
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Flare Burst
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Duration instantaneous
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Range close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Components V
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Casting Time 1 standard action
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: creatures In a 10ft burst are dazzled for 1 minute
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: unlessthey makes a successful Fortitude save. Sightless creaturess, as
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: Saving Throw Fortitude negates; Spell Resistance yes
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: well as creatures already dazzled, are not affected by flare.
(29199) Carden: (wow)
(29198) Cairne Garess: ?
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: (( Sorry about that ))
(29201) Zelata: ((WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!))
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: (( Thou7ght it would work Diffrently ))
(29169) Andraste: (wtf :o))
** (29197) Segrid looks at Zelata, at his bow, back at Zelata. (Delays until after Andraste) **
(29201) Zelata: ((You better not kill me -_-))
(29201) Zelata: ((I'll get DMS permission to be a ghost and haunt yer ass))
(29191) DM: T1 approaches J's cloud of mist and claws wildly...
(29169) Andraste: ((Your doing a fine job getting yourself killed thank you very much :P)
(29191) DM: claw [1d20+8] => [11,8] = (19)
(29191) DM: [1d100] => [76] = (76)
(29197) Segrid: ((Lol, Trying to decide whether I should pull you up on my horse))
(29169) Andraste: (Wheres the mist?)
(29201) Zelata: ((yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah sure you were -_-))
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: (( Its a 20ft spread from where i am ))
(29169) Andraste: (So it obscures me slightly)
(29169) Andraste: ((Alright continue on :3)
(29191) DM: Does a 76% hit you through your cover?
(29169) Andraste: (Its a 50% chance of missing, so you have to say if you want to aim high or low)
(29197) Segrid: ((Well, the Paladin's in the mist and may not be able to see what I do :P))
(29191) DM: [1d6] => [6] = (6) odd or even, odd = low
(29199) Carden: (a small miracle there?)
(29201) Zelata: ((If I have yer arrow in my ass I'm pretty sure she'd know, 'sides, I'd still haunt yer ass))
(29191) DM: so a claw hits for [1d6+5] => [3,5] = (8)
(29201) Zelata: ((lolzz))
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: (( Who was that attacking?))
(29191) DM: Jeremiah
(29169) Andraste: (Troll 1)
(29169) Andraste: (Attacking your last known position ;3)
(29191) DM: T2 attempts to stand up Acrobatics [1d20+2] => [11,2] = (13)
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: (( ah then it gets me I have 1hp left ))
(29201) Zelata: *((Starts a 1 HP club))
(29169) Andraste: (I have 2 :3)
(29169) Andraste: (Can you place the circle where the mist is?)
(29191) DM: T2 wails on Andraste...
(29201) Zelata: ((Then yer not allowed, 1 HP peeps only))
(29191) DM: bite [1d20+8] => [3,8] = (11)
** (29169) Andraste easily deflects the attack. **
(29191) DM: claw 1 [1d20+8] => [19,8] = (27)
(29191) DM: claw 2 [1d20+8] => [13,8] = (21)
(29169) Andraste: Deflected
(29169) Andraste: All of them
(29169) Andraste: (Standing up from prone is a move action by the way, so it cant full attack me anyway)
(29191) DM: you're right
(29191) DM: so he just bit at you and missed while trying to keep his balance
(29191) DM: Cairne's turn
(29201) Zelata: ((Adraste, my vials of grease are in mai saddle bags and mai horse is right next to you :P))
(29198) Cairne Garess: wanna grease the next one
(29201) Zelata: ((A lil halp please?))
(29169) Andraste: (I have another idea)
(29198) Cairne Garess: Grease
(29198) Cairne Garess: dc 14
(29169) Andraste: (This is the mist correct?)
(29191) DM: reflex [1d20+4] => [10,4] = (14)
(29191) DM: T1 is able to remain standing
(29169) Andraste: "Move back, I have an idea."
(29191) DM: that looks too big
(29191) DM: just 20' on each side
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: (( Bit to big ))
(29201) Zelata: If you grease them Adraste my damage is done over roungds, allowing me to do more dmg lolzz))
(29169) Andraste: ((hows thats?)
(29191) DM: Andraste's turn
(29191) DM: (yes, that's better)
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: (( Yep that better ))
(29201) Zelata: ((is that grease or mist?))
(29191) DM: that's the mist
(29201) Zelata: ((please say grease, if it's mist, I'm useless -_- i only got MM))
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: (( MIst ))
(29198) Cairne Garess: the 5x5 squares are the grease spells
(29198) Cairne Garess: 10x10
(29201) Zelata: ((gah, great, if I can't see it I can't kill it -_-))
(29201) Zelata: ((Andraste mai grease!))
** (29169) Andraste fades into the mist and fires an arrow at where she thinks troll 2 is [1d20+7] => [15,7] = (22) ((She is trying to make troll 2 attack its obscured friend)) **
(29191) DM: roll d%, 51+ to hit
(29169) Andraste: [1d100] => [78] = (78) More than 51 to hit
(29169) Andraste: [1d8+2] => [3,2] = (5) Thats close enough for point blank shot me thinks!
(29191) DM: yup
(29191) DM: Carden's turn
** (29197) Segrid moves his horse over to get a better look and attempts a fast dismount and fire. **
(29197) Segrid: (I delayed until after A)
(29197) Segrid: Ride: [1d20+3] => [12,3] = (15)
** (29199) Carden grumbles as the troll stands up near him; fires an arrow at it before falling back [1d20+3] => [3,3] = (6) dmg [1d8+4] => [5,4] = (9) **
(29199) Carden: (geez)
(29197) Segrid: Ranged: Longbow [1d20+4] => [16,4] = (20) (Crit 20/x3) for [1d8] => [7] = (7) damage
(29169) Andraste: (Well Segrid did some damage at least ;P)
(29201) Zelata: I can't hit anyone at all now because troll two is also obscured by the mist, bey standing behind it Dx
(29191) DM: Z's turn
(29201) Zelata: kk, I keep running
(29169) Andraste: (If you move slightly to the right, you can hit troll 2)
(29169) Andraste: (Everyone whale on troll 2)
(29197) Segrid: (5' step and you can see it))
(29191) DM: Jeremiah's turn
(29201) Zelata: kk, and now I cast Firebolt :D
(29197) Segrid: (or move over to where I am and you can clearly see it))
(29201) Zelata: [1d4+1] => [4,1] = (5)
(29201) Zelata: 5 dmg.
(29169) Andraste: (Nice keep doing that!)
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: (( Im going To Withdraw and move as far away rrom the trolls as I can this round ))
(29201) Zelata: ((which would've done 5 dmg every round for 3 rounds if you had greased them Andraste!))
(29198) Cairne Garess: Score one for the fire harpy.
(29201) Zelata: ((dealing 20 dmg -_-))
(29191) DM: start of round 3
(29191) DM: T1 sniffs the air and takes a 5' step towards Andraste
(29191) DM: and tries to bite through the mist [1d20+8] => [13,8] = (21) [1d100] => [14] = (14)
(29191) DM: but misses
(29191) DM: tries to claw [1d20+8] => [15,8] = (23) [1d100] => [16] = (16)
(29191) DM: claw #2 [1d20+8] => [14,8] = (22) [1d100] => [47] = (47)
(29191) DM: and all miss!
(29191) DM: (man, you were lucky there!)
(29197) Segrid: Erastil watches over Andraste!
(29169) Andraste: 9true true)
(29191) DM: T2 moves around the edge of the mist towards Carden
(29191) DM: Acrobatics [1d20+2] => [5,2] = (7)
(29201) Zelata: I pray to my goddess to keep the cruchies alive so that the squishies can stay alive, but make it known that she wouldn't mind the disposing of a ceartain squishy))
(29191) DM: but he slips on the edge of the grease!
(29191) DM: Cairne's turn
(29198) Cairne Garess: I cast Enlarge on Andraste
(29169) Andraste: (Please dont)
(29169) Andraste: (I enjoy my AC)
(29198) Cairne Garess: Uh, then I cast mage armor on me, ac 14
(29197) Segrid: (plus you can't see her))
(29201) Zelata: ((xD))
(29191) DM: Andraste's turn
** (29169) Andraste urges her mount to move 50 feet **
(29169) Andraste: And fires an arrow at Troll 2 [1d20+8] => [15,8] = (23)
(29169) Andraste: [1d8+2] => [2,2] = (4) Damage If that hits.
(29191) DM: hit
(29191) DM: You notice that some of the troll's wounds appear to be healing themselves closed
(29191) DM: while others that look like burn scars, don't appear to be healing
(29191) DM: Segrid's turn
(29201) Zelata: Nuuuuuuuuu! "ANDRASTE GET MY GREASE IS ON MY HORSE!"
(29197) Segrid: "Thank the gods! She still lives. And because of that, so do you, Zelata" Segrid fires another arrow at #2.
(29197) Segrid: Ranged: Longbow [1d20+4] => [19,4] = (23) (Crit 20/x3) for [1d8] => [3] = (3) damage
(29169) Andraste: "Fighting for my life over here Child," she says.
(29191) DM: Carden's turn
(29197) Segrid: (Segrid remounts his horse)
(29191) DM: (T1 is at 63 of 63 hp, T2 is at 31 of 54 hp)
(29201) Zelata: ((O_____________O))
(29197) Segrid: ((I told you we should have run))
(29201) Zelata: ((gots an idea))
(29169) Andraste: (keep whaling on Troll 2)
(29242) Cairne Garess (enter): 20:19
** (29199) Carden moves towards his horse near Segrid before calling on switching up his abliity (judgement to justice) then firing an arrow at the troll (#2) [1d20+3] => [17,3] = (20) dmg [1d8+2] => [6,2] = (8) **
(29169) Andraste: (nice one!)
(29191) DM: Z's turn
(29201) Zelata: ((NOICE!))
Attempting to assign the role of Player to (29242) Cairne Garess...
(29191) DM: Booting '(29198) Cairne Garess' from room...
(29198) Cairne Garess (exit): 20:20
(29169) Andraste: ((I'll coup de grace it if you guys kill it quick enough)
(29242) Cairne Garess: no ice? you don't like ice?
(29201) Zelata: I scream in Giant! "Wait! I know were you can get a lot of fresh meat! We've been sent by a god! We thought you were enemies, but now realise you're not! If you kill us, you trisk pissing off a god and living your life as a toadstool! Let us scease this fighting before you piss of the gods!"
(29169) Andraste: (Clearly not :3)
(29201) Zelata: Bluff [1d20+4] => [17,4] = (21)
(29169) Andraste: (A magic missile would be more useful xD)
** (29199) Carden looks to Zelata with a death glare **
(29199) Carden: (indeed)
** (29197) Segrid doesn't speak Giant, but finds Zelata's tone annoying nonetheless. **
(29191) DM: T2 looks at you puzzled
(29201) Zelata: ((Anyone else know Giant? O_o if not then you have no idea what I'm saying))
(29199) Carden: (nope but you screaming at them is hardly good when fighting them unless there is something good out of it which we dont know yet)
(29201) Zelata: ((You all owe me if I save our assess -_-))
(29169) Andraste: ((Well you gave us away...)
(29199) Carden: ((we'll just maim you instead kill; good? =) )
(29191) DM: T2 sense motive [1d20-1] => [5,-1] = (4) against DC 11 (Bluff is at -10 if lie is far fetched)
(29242) Cairne Garess: (if we weigh your ramblings in lanuages we understand versus your rants in languages we cannot understand than I'm sure they average to the same insane mush :P)
(29199) Carden: (hehehe lucky SoB)
(29191) DM: T2 (in giant): "Huh, you be gods?"
(29191) DM: J's turn
(29201) Zelata: ((:P lolzz I so am a lucky SoB))
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: (( Continues to move away from the trolls ))
(29191) DM: start of round 4
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: "Running away now!"
(29191) DM: T1 moves [1d4] => [4] = (4), 1 = W, 2 = N, 3= E, 4 = S
(29201) Zelata: "They aren't but I am! Stop and head south, you will find a mound that has a tree at the top, wait there for 1 hour, and you will have all the food you can eat ever and plenty of things to torture! And kill!"
(29169) Andraste: (poor Cairne)
(29191) DM: Acrobatics [1d20+2] => [7,2] = (9)
(29169) Andraste: (And trip!)
(29191) DM: luckly he slips as he leaves the greased area!
(29242) Cairne Garess: What did I do?
(29191) DM: and falls down right in front of you!
(29169) Andraste: (It just randomly chose a direction to move to, but it tripped)
(29169) Andraste: (Give it a good smack then flee!)
(29191) DM: T2 continues to think about what Z said...
(29191) DM: "Could they be gods?" (to himself)
(29191) DM: Cairne's tur
(29201) Zelata: "Think about it! How easily do you kill? Are my attacks healing? No! Are thiers? No, are they dead? No, stop now and follow my instructions or be a toadstool for the rest of eternity"
(29242) Cairne Garess: Disengage
(29242) Cairne Garess: run!
(29169) Andraste: (Dont have to, it doesnt provoke!)
(29169) Andraste: (While prone)
(29242) Cairne Garess: I run towards trouble
(29191) DM: Andraste's turn
(29242) Cairne Garess: (Trouble is my horse incase that is in any way confusing)
(29191) DM: (T2 is flat-footed while he continues to ponder Z's statements...)
** (29169) Andraste readies an arrow and fires it into Troll 2's arse [1d20+8] => [11,8] = (19) **
(29169) Andraste: [1d8+2] => [4,2] = (6) Damage
(29242) Cairne Garess: So the harpy with the burning ditz bloodlne has a confuse power?
** (29169) Andraste moves back into the fog. **
(29201) Zelata: In common I say "Stop attacking them! If you anger them they may not leave I am offering them a deal!"
(29242) Cairne Garess: neato
(29191) DM: Segrid's turn
(29169) Andraste: (End turn)
(29197) Segrid: "Shut up, Zelata." Segrid moves, attempts a quick dismount and fire at #2.
(29197) Segrid: Ride: [1d20+3] => [6,3] = (9)
(29201) Zelata: "No! STOP!"
(29197) Segrid: (nope, normal dismount, darn)
(29201) Zelata: (In Giant) "It appears you have angered my minions, hurry and decide or the decision will be made for you!"
(29169) Andraste: ((Segrid, you can still shoot)
(29191) DM: (dismounting is just a move action, right?)
(29169) Andraste: (You still have a standard action left)
(29197) Segrid: (yes)
(29169) Andraste: (Yep!)
(29197) Segrid: (ok, thanks)
(29191) DM: (quick dismount would have made it a swift acton)
(29197) Segrid: Ranged: Longbow [1d20+4] => [12,4] = (16) (Crit 20/x3) for [1d8] => [4] = (4) damage
(29191) DM: (T2 is down to 18 hp)
(29191) DM: Carden's turn
** (29199) Carden fires one last arrow at the troll(#2) not really trusting Zelata [1d20+3] => [15,3] = (18); dmg [1d8+2] => [2,2] = (4) then mounts up on his steed **
(29191) DM: Z's turn
(29242) Cairne Garess: monkeys
(29201) Zelata: I continue to speak in Giant "Hurry! Choose! Before you die! I see your strength waning! Hurry and take your friend! Think about it! Unlimited amounts of things to eat and kill and torture!"
(29191) DM: J's turn
(29201) Zelata: ((any effect at all?))
(29191) DM: He's starting to not trust you
(29169) Andraste: (The three arrows in its chest may have something to do with it)
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: (( Im going to spend this turn waiting for the others to join me in running away ))
(29201) Zelata: I say in giant "Then your decision has been made! And you will die!"
(29191) DM: whew, start of round 5
(29201) Zelata: ((lolzz))
(29191) DM: T1 stands up and tries to bite at Andraste
(29191) DM: bite [1d20+8] => [6,8] = (14) [1d100] => [52] = (52)
(29191) DM: damage [1d8+5] => [6,5] = (11)
(29169) Andraste: It misses me
(29197) Segrid: (nice)
(29191) DM: is T2 still in the greased area?
(29191) DM: I forget now
(29242) Cairne Garess: I like that its bite does percentile damage.
(29169) Andraste: ((yep!)
(29197) Segrid: (yes, on the edge)
(29242) Cairne Garess: yes'
(29191) DM: Acrobatics [1d20+2] => [1,2] = (3)
(29197) Segrid: (he fell when trying to chase down Carden)
(29169) Andraste: (hahaha)
(29191) DM: and he falls back down on his ass!
(29191) DM: (but still regens 5 so now at 19 hp)
(29242) Cairne Garess: grease really is a nice spell.
(29191) DM: Cairne's turn
(29242) Cairne Garess: Am I at trouble yet?
(29191) DM: yes
(29242) Cairne Garess: I untie trouble
(29201) Zelata: Gah! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! DIE YOU STUPID TROLL!
(29191) DM: Andraste's turn
** (29169) Andraste moves upward **
(29201) Zelata: ((if I burn their wounds will he still regenerate?))
(29191) DM: (the burn damage doesn't)
(29201) Zelata: kk
(29169) Andraste: At the edge of the mist, she herself is slightly obscured but cans ee the troll easily [1d20+8] => [13,8] = (21) Fires it into its cranium
(29191) DM: (so T2 was orignally at 63 hp but you burned him for 9, so his new max is 54)
(29197) Segrid: ((burning them shuts down their regeneration for 1 round in Pathfinder)
(29169) Andraste: [1d8+2] => [4,2] = (6) Damage
(29169) Andraste: (13 hp left keep at it guys!)
(29191) DM: Segrid's turn
(29201) Zelata: ((no, then I used MM and got him down tanother 5 remember?))
(29197) Segrid: Fires at #2 and remounts
(29197) Segrid: Ranged: Longbow [1d20+4] => [11,4] = (15) (Crit 20/x3) for [1d8] => [4] = (4) damage
(29191) DM: T2 is prone, what does that do to his AC?
(29169) Andraste: +4 to ranged -4 to Melee
(29199) Carden: (+4)
(29197) Segrid: +4 vs ranged,
(29201) Zelata: ((+4 vs whatever))
(29191) DM: so you missed him then
(29169) Andraste: (+4 vs ranged -4 to melee attacks)
(29197) Segrid: yup
(29191) DM: Carden's turn
(29169) Andraste: (a double edged sword...this grease)
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: (( brb ))
(29201) Zelata: ((tyt))
** (29199) Carden fires another arrow at the downed troll before untying his steed [1d20+3] => [19,3] = (22) [1d8+2] => [1,2] = (3) **
(29199) Carden: (good hit but dmg sucked!)
(29191) DM: T2 is at 10 hp!
(29191) DM: Z's turn
** (29199) Carden yells at Zelata "Finish it off" **
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: (( back ))
(29201) Zelata: (9thats a crit isn't it?))
(29169) Andraste: (20)
(29201) Zelata: I cast Firebolt at it
(29169) Andraste: (For a bow)
(29201) Zelata: "I warned you!" [1d4+1] => [2,1] = (3)
(29201) Zelata: ^_^
(29201) Zelata: And ok
(29191) DM: J's turn
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: (( Waiting for everyone else to start running away again ))
(29191) DM: start of round 6
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: " I really think we should go"
(29191) DM: T1 moves SE out of the mist
(29191) DM: T2 tries to stand up Acrobatics [1d20+2] => [20,2] = (22)
(29191) DM: and is finally able to get out of the grease
(29191) DM: and moves there
(29191) DM: Cairne's turn
(29169) Andraste: "Can you make another mist Jeremiah?"
(29191) DM: Cairne?
(29191) DM: Andraste's turn
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: "Nope only had the one"
** (29169) Andraste moves her horse onward and fires another arrow into Troll 2 [1d20+8] => [10,8] = (18). She then draws her lance, wielding it one handed. **
(29242) Cairne Garess: I mount trouble
(29169) Andraste: [1d8+2] => [3,2] = (5) Damage If that Hits
(29169) Andraste: (Should be down to 7 hp with that shot)
(29169) Andraste: (End turn)
(29191) DM: yup
(29191) DM: Segrid's turn
(29197) Segrid: me moves his horse further away, dismounts and fires
(29197) Segrid: at #2
(29197) Segrid: Ranged: Longbow [1d20+4] => [14,4] = (18) (Crit 20/x3) for [1d8] => [7] = (7) damage
(29169) Andraste: ((Hide behind your horse as cover! Total defense Carden)
(29169) Andraste: (nice! that knocks it out!)
(29191) DM: T2 collapses
(29191) DM: Carden's turn>(29169) Andraste: "Excellent shot! Segrid!"

(29169) Andraste: "One more just in case it gets up!"
(29201) Zelata: I say in Giant "I offer you the same deal" I repeat the thing bluff [1d20+4] => [12,4] = (16)
(29201) Zelata: ((But I make it clear that we are not gods, that we WORK for gods))
** (29199) Carden fires an thicker arrow at the other troll before moving his steed (trip arrow [1d20+4] => [2,4] = (6); CMB [1d20+5] => [17,5] = (22)) **
(29199) Carden: (ugg)
(29201) Zelata: ((if he kills us he will suffer greatly))
(29242) Cairne Garess: I sheath my dagger
(29191) DM: Z's turn
(29201) Zelata: That is what I do, while casting Mage Armor
(29201) Zelata: bluff [1d20+4] => [1,4] = (5)
(29201) Zelata: Gah -_______-
(29169) Andraste: (lol
(29201) Zelata: Ac goes up to 15
(29191) DM: J's turn>(29201) Zelata: ((wait, didn't I do the same thing to both of them last time? O_O That's what I meant, and with them right next to eachother and all, so why am I reattempting the same thing?))
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: (( make a double move away from the trolls ))
(29191) DM: start of round 7
(29191) DM: T1 does not appear to be fooled by Z's bluff
(29191) DM: in fact, he glares at Z with hated in his eyes and charges him!
(29197) Segrid: (her)
(29201) Zelata: Her**
(29169) Andraste: (Ouch)
(29191) DM: yeah, her
(29201) Zelata: Nuuuuuuuuuuu! DUN'T KILL ME! Dx
(29191) DM: bite [1d20+8] => [5,8] = (13)
(29169) Andraste: (miss!)
(29191) DM: saved by mage armor!
(29201) Zelata: YES FAIL!
(29201) Zelata: I epicly dodge outta the way.
(29169) Andraste: (Troll 2 probably reawakens x.x)
(29191) DM: T2 regains consciousness
(29191) DM: Cairne's turn
(29242) Cairne Garess: cast prestidigitation
(29242) Cairne Garess: [1d20+4] => [19,4] = (23)
(29169) Andraste: (Still prone?)
(29242) Cairne Garess: made it'
(29191) DM: T2 is still prone
(29242) Cairne Garess: (draw my torch as well)
(29191) DM: Andraste's turn
** (29169) Andraste rears up her horse and charges forward, slamming her lance into his prone form [1d20+7] => [12,7] = (19) **
(29191) DM: hits
(29169) Andraste: [2d8+4] => [1,5,4] = (10) Damage
(29191) DM: T2 is at -5 hp
(29191) DM: Segrid's turn
** (29197) Segrid shoots an arrow at 2 then remounts and urges his horse further away, yelling "Andraste flee! These creatures are too dangerous!" **
(29197) Segrid: Ranged: Longbow [1d20+4] => [15,4] = (19) (Crit 20/x3) for [1d8] => [6] = (6) damage
(29169) Andraste: (That hits :D Everyone hit 1 now)
(29191) DM: Carden's turn
** (29199) Carden casts a spell on himself (divine favor) and switches to his blade. (done) **
(29191) DM: Z's turn
(29201) Zelata: I cast Firebolt at Troll 2
(29169) Andraste: (I suggest fleeing)
(29169) Andraste: (Flee Z)
(29242) Cairne Garess: Carden, i can make you biiiig!
(29191) DM: do you cast defensively?
(29201) Zelata: Errr flee
(29201) Zelata: Yes
(29199) Carden: (no to big)
(29201) Zelata: I move to the edge of my thing and then cast
(29201) Zelata: [1d4+1] => [1,1] = (2)
(29201) Zelata: gah
(29169) Andraste: (that stilll provokes Z xD)
(29242) Cairne Garess: (nobody wants to be biiiiiiiiig :-( )
(29191) DM: roll concentration check
(29242) Cairne Garess: I need to buy and scribe gravity bow.
(29199) Carden: (if it gave hit point bonus maybe but just strength bonus and weapon from 1d6 to 1d8 isnt worth it for me)
(29169) Andraste: (Me too)
(29242) Cairne Garess: and magic weapon.
(29169) Andraste: (Z? Just disengage and enter the fog)
(29197) Segrid: ((Don't want to be big while trying to run away on a horse... normally ok with it))
(29191) DM: T1 swipes a claw at Z as he retreats
(29191) DM: [1d20+8] => [13,8] = (21)
(29191) DM: damage [1d6+5] => [6,5] = (11)
(29169) Andraste: ((Can we simply let her disengage the troll and flee?)
(29191) DM: well, I guess I'm going by what the player said they were trying to do
(29242) Cairne Garess: I'm cool with fleeing
(29191) DM: and not making a check = AoO provoked
(29169) Andraste: ((I know, but i think she will die otherwise)
(29201) Zelata: Sorry am making dinner
(29201) Zelata: He didn't hit, so why do I need to make a concentration check?
(29191) DM: didn't hit AC 21?
(29169) Andraste: ((you provoke an AoO)
(29191) DM: you provoke by trying to cast next to him
(29191) DM: if you can make the concentration check, then you get your spell off without provoking
(29169) Andraste: (or by leaving the square he threatens without withdrawing)
(29191) DM: but you said that you moved and then cast
(29191) DM: so let's just say that you drop to 0 hp as you tried to move away
(29201) Zelata: Oh o.o ok, so he hit? Roll dmg, if he does more than 1 I'm down
(29169) Andraste: (He dealt 11 damage
(29199) Carden: (umm 11 dmg)
(29201) Zelata: kk
(29201) Zelata: Im dead
(29169) Andraste: (Thats why I suggest you ammend your action and disengage)
(29191) DM: from now own, each of you please decide on your actions before you state what you are doing
(29191) DM: I'm not going to keep letting you have do-overs
(29169) Andraste: ((Roger))
(29191) DM: and since I really need to go pee (!), I'm going to say that Troll 1's morale breaks and he flees out of the area and you are able to finish off T2
(29201) Zelata: So I don't have to die?
(29191) DM: brb
(29169) Andraste: ((woo!)
(29201) Zelata: xD
** (29169) Andraste slams her lance with all her might into Troll 2, driving it into its brain. **
** (29204) Jeremiah Nixon looks around "Any one dead?" **
(29201) Zelata: "I told you guys to stop attacking! I would've had a hard time convincing him that we're gods!"
** (29199) Carden takes a deep breath and looks to Zelata before moving over to Andraste to heal her (cure light wound [1d8+1] => [3,1] = (4)) **
** (29199) Carden comments to Zelata "If you didnt open your big mouth in the first place" **
** (29169) Andraste nods appreciatively at Carden, "Thank you, Brother Carden." **
** (29199) Carden nods to Andraste **
(29169) Andraste: "What was that beast? Its wounds healed right in front of my eyes...definitely the most powerful thing I have ever faced."
(29169) Andraste: "I suggest we burn its corpse...just to be sure it stays down."
(29201) Zelata: "I didn't know what they were!"
(29201) Zelata: "CAN I BURN IT?!"
(29199) Carden: (know: nature for me to know [1d20+7] => [4,7] = (11))
(29242) Cairne Garess: next time I'm making zel big
(29169) Andraste: "Certainly child. But remember to be more careful in the future."
(29199) Carden: "Agreed Cairne"
(29191) DM: back
(29169) Andraste: "The Stolen Lands is a dangerous place to be. Not a place to play the fool,"
** (29197) Segrid moves over and kicks Zelata [1d20+3] => [8,3] = (11) for [1d3+2] => [3,2] = (5) nonlethal damage. "That's for calling me a coward." ((This action only takes place in Segrid's mind... but he smiles at the thought)) **
(29242) Cairne Garess: (good boy trouble)
** (29199) Carden asks others "Who else need healed?" (Carden wouldnt mind you doign that Segrid) **
(29197) Segrid: ((woulda missed :( ))
(29242) Cairne Garess: Oops, i mean good girl Trouble
(29169) Andraste: (Cairne is hurt)
(29201) Zelata: kk I happily open the head of a troll and burn it's brain with a FigngerFire
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: " I could use a bit "
(29242) Cairne Garess: I am fine
(29169) Andraste: (He took a hit that knocked him down to 1 hp)
(29169) Andraste: (no wait that was jerry)
(29191) DM: You all did pretty good against two CR 5 creatures
(29169) Andraste: ((The obscuring mist was the most important part)
(29191) DM: those grease spells really made a difference
** (29197) Segrid keeps a wary eye out. "We should journey onward in case the other troll regains his courage and returns." **
(29201) Zelata: I got 1 HP left too, possibly missing a limb or two o.o
(29242) Cairne Garess: In magic school I learned to keep the meat shield between me and my opponents.
** (29199) Carden goes over the injured thats not Zelata and casts spell (CWL [1d8+1] => [1,1] = (2)) **
(29199) Carden: (geez)
(29201) Zelata: "In magic school you gained something you shouldn't have had!"
(29169) Andraste: (I hope we level up soon : ) )
(29201) Zelata: "Thanks!"
(29191) DM: There's a 5% chance of a random encounter each time you enter a hex
(29201) Zelata: (((ME TOO!))
(29169) Andraste: (Carden didn't heal you Z)
(29191) DM: and a 15% chance for each day spent exploring or night camping in a hex
(29201) Zelata: ((Oh o.o))
** (29197) Segrid glares at Zelata. **
(29191) DM: I rolled under 15% for the day's exploration and rolled 1d4 trolls on the encounter table
(29169) Andraste: "Calm down child. Carden is not a cleric, his curative spells are limited," she says, giving her hair a ruffling.
(29201) Zelata: I take out mai bandages and get to work, wondering why no one ever really heals her.
(29191) DM: I planned to give you every opportunity to just observe them and then sneak quietly away
(29169) Andraste: "Are you hurt badly by that wound?"
** (29199) Carden searches dead troll and area for everything before Zelata gets too happy perception [1d20+6] => [10,6] = (16) **
(29201) Zelata: Heal check [1d20+1] => [18,1] = (19)
(29264) Cairne Garess (enter): 21:20
(29191) DM: You just see the tracks for the two trolls and drag marks where they had pulled the deer out of the thicker brush
Attempting to assign the role of Player to (29264) Cairne Garess...
(29199) Carden: Fresh kill?
(29264) Cairne Garess: technical difficulties may have been overcome.
(29197) Segrid: Woulda been the right thing. BTW, folks, rumor has it that random encounters can be some of the toughest in Kingmaker, especially at 1st level. No guarentees of safety, the STolen Lands are Dangerous with a capital D)
(29169) Andraste: (I know, I am glad we came out on top)
(29169) Andraste: (that encounter was beyond epicly difficult)
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: (( So who did Carden heal ?))
(29169) Andraste: (Jerry and Andraste)
(29199) Carden: (Yea, didnt help my rolls werent even average =( )
(29191) DM: There isn't much left of the deer carcass.
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: ( ah kk ))
(29201) Zelata: I pray to mai goddess ato forgive the trolls for eating the deer and that it wandered over to the other side correctly and that it' soul may serve well. I then skin it and attempt to harvest some meat Wilderness Survival [1d20+1] => [6,1] = (7)
(29201) Zelata: whatever's left is ruined lolzz))
(29191) DM: got a lot of troll slobber on it too
** (29199) Carden removes the antlers from the deer and any good pieces of hide. **
** (29169) Andraste is shrugs as Zelata ignores her, "I will keep an eye out in case it returns." **
(29264) Cairne Garess: (anyone got an ax?
(29201) Zelata: hmmmm I take some of the troll slobber off and cast a fire spell at it, a cantrip to see what happens.
(29169) Andraste: (Got a sword :o)
(29201) Zelata: ((wait I didn't see what you said too me o.o what did you say?))
** (29199) Carden comments "We should head back to Oleg's" **
(29191) DM: it sizzles from the fire
(29264) Cairne Garess: ( I want that troll's head)
(29169) Andraste: (She explained that Carden could only heal so much one day since he wasn't a cleric. Then asked if you were ok)
(29191) DM: It's late afternoon now.
(29201) Zelata: I do it again giggling at it.
(29197) Segrid: "Aye, we should. We're in no shape to take on the bandits in their own territory."
(29169) Andraste: "Should we rest or head to Oleg's immediately?"
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: "I vote Olegs"
(29201) Zelata: I look at mai gash and says "No, it hurts, but I bandaged it, I'm used to people ignoring me when I'm hurt" She says a little sad but then perks uop as she buirns more drool
(29169) Andraste: "Bring the head of the Troll too. I think it would make a fine deterrant to future bandit raids."
** (29199) Carden nods "Oleg's" **
(29197) Segrid: "We should put some distance between us and that troll. Oleg's"
** (29199) Carden nods to Andraste **
(29191) DM: ok, you travel on for awhile until dusk and camp out overnight
(29191) DM: the night passes uneventfully
(29201) Zelata: ((Hehe, I think Andtraste is our leader who agrees? Everyone listens to her lolzz))
** (29197) Segrid tends to the wounded **
(29264) Cairne Garess: I'm switching out a spell in my morning memorization
(29197) Segrid: Heal: [1d20+4] => [15,4] = (19)
(29199) Carden: (who needs a heal?)
(29169) Andraste: (most of the party!)
(29169) Andraste: (I should be alright for awhile)
(29199) Carden: (hehe worst off person)
(29191) DM: it is late afternoon on 4 Pharast when you make it back to Oleg's
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: (( I could use a Heal ))
(29169) Andraste: (Zelata 1 hp, Jerry at 3 hp)
(29169) Andraste: (I am at 8 hp)
(29197) Segrid: ((Heal check gets you 2 hp instead of 1 overnight, so 3 and 5)
(29197) Segrid: (and 10)
** (29169) Andraste takes out her sack of moon radishes and chuckles, "Do not let Oleg see these. I think Svetlana wants it to be a surprise." **
(29201) Zelata: I only used a heal check on myself o.o who healed them?))
(29169) Andraste: (Segrid)
(29197) Segrid: (I used a heal check to tend to the wounded overnight, above)
(29197) Segrid: (even you :P ))
(29264) Cairne Garess: (drop the stinking troll head on a nearby ant s the ants can de-flesh it)
** (29169) Andraste urges her horse towards the fort's gates and heads inside. **
(29191) DM: Current quest business: you give the moonradishes to Svetlana and she gives you 250 gp
(29169) Andraste: (Party fun!)
(29169) Andraste: Fund)
(29191) DM: You notice that there is a new poster on the bulletin board outside Oleg's office
(29191) DM: Kobolds in the Hills:

Source: Wanted poster at Oleg's Trading Post

Task: The Sootscale kobolds dwell in a cave
somewhere in the Kamelands. Normally not a
problem, they've been riled up by something lately.
Find their lair and ensure that the kobolds aren't
going to continue being a threat.

Completion: Either slay the kobolds or forge an
alliance of peace with them.

Reward: The swordlords send a reward of 800 gp
once the kobold activity is under control.
(29191) DM: There are also some new faces at Oleg's
(29264) Cairne Garess: everyone gets 35 gold, 7 silver and 2 copper
(29201) Zelata: I put mine in mai pocket, and pulling out my Troll Drool I sit in the corner and sizzle it.
** (29169) Andraste looks at the new faces, "I wonder who they are? They look like guards." **
** (29197) Segrid introduces himself to the new folks **
(29191) DM: Oleg introduces you to Kesten Garess and his three subordinate guards
Sorry I don't know what /hame is!
(29191) DM: These are the guards that were sent out here from Restov.
** (29199) Carden takes only 25 gold and takes 5 arrows from party stock. **
(29201) Zelata: I get up and shake thier hands with mine covered in drool.
** (29169) Andraste smiles now that Oleg's Fort was finally defended. **
(29201) Zelata: I also stay near Andraste knowing she's the nicest outta the bunch
(29191) Oleg: They've set up their tents south of the stables.
(29197) Segrid: "Ah, welcome news, indeed."
** (29204) Jeremiah Nixon introduces himself **
(29191) Oleg: You can make knowledge (nobility) checks
(29191) Oleg: Cairne gets a +10 bonus
(29169) Andraste: ((I dont have that xD)
(29201) Zelata: ((same))
(29191) Oleg: Cairne can make a INT check at +10 if he doesn't have k(n)
(29264) Cairne Garess: [1d10+13] => [8,13] = (21)
(29264) Cairne Garess: [1d20+13] => [12,13] = (25)
(29191) Oleg: Cairne, you recall the (Garess family) scandal when an afair between Kesten and a lowborn woman named Tania,
(29191) Oleg: a weaver's daughter, became public knowledge.
(29191) Oleg: His father, Evan, a cousin of the Garess family patiarch, disowned Kesten.
(29264) Cairne Garess: (yesm, it briefly deflected interest fromt he scandal that is my parent's lives)
(29191) Oleg: You figure that Kesten left Restov for the frontier to get away from the shame of the scandal.
** (29199) Carden greets the new people and asks Oleg "Did you tell them about the bandits that might come?" **
** (29169) Andraste introduces herself to the four guards, giving them each a smile. **
(29264) Cairne Garess: (I like this guy)
(29169) Andraste: "Thank you for coming, sir. Now we can explore knowing the Fort is well protected."
(29201) Zelata: Goes to mai corner again and sits, staring at the sky whispering to herself.
(29191) Oleg: As you talk with him some more, he tells you about Falgrim Sneeg:
** (29169) Andraste listens in interest at this new name. **
(29191) Oleg: Wanted: Falgrim Sneeg:

Source: Kesten Garess, at Oleg’s Trading Post

Task: A mercenary Kesten worked with months ago
was a Varisian man named Falgrim Sneeg. Falgrim
robbed the group and fled into the Greenbelt to
become a bandit, and Kesten hopes to catch him
alive and return him to Restov for punishment.

Completion: Capture Falgrim Sneeg, alive if possible.

Reward: Kesten can arrange a reward of four masterwork
weapons of the capturer's choice if Falgrim is delivered
alive. If he's delivered dead, Kesten can only promise
two weapons.
** (29197) Segrid takes Oleg aside and asks if they might have brought any supplies with them that he is now selling, like perhaps more healing draughts. **
(29169) Andraste: "We will keep an eye out for this desserted, sir.
(29201) Zelata: ((can we agree to not talk for about 1 minute when the DM posts stuff like this? -_-))
(29191) Oleg: Why yes, Segrid, I have [1d3] => [2] = (2) CLW potions that Bokken brought in yesterday.
(29201) Zelata: ((or at least post it up there on the whiteboard DM?))
(29169) Andraste: ((woo potions!)
(29197) Segrid: (probably not... hit scroll off and go back and read it then catch up)
(29169) Andraste: (By the way who manages our party fund?
(29169) Andraste: (I suggest buying more food. We only have 3 days worth left I think)
(29191) Oleg: (that's why I send out the chat text so you can go back later)
(29264) Cairne Garess: Right now I do what do you want?
(29197) Segrid: "Excellent, how much will you be wanting for them, good Master Oleg?"
(29169) Andraste: ((Food : P )
(29264) Cairne Garess: no problem
(29191) Oleg: Market price.
(29197) Segrid: "And who is Bokken?"
(29169) Andraste: (50 gp)
(29264) Cairne Garess: of course
(29264) Cairne Garess: any hirelings? would like to hire a temaster as well
(29191) Oleg: He's a hermit who lives a little to the east.
** (29199) Carden offers the deer hide to Oleg "If you dont want it; I will pay for services to tan and perpare it" **
** (29197) Segrid pays Oleg 100 gp for the two potions, nearly wiping out his funds. **
(29191) Oleg: He occasionally brings me potions that I buy.
(29197) Segrid: "And he brews potions?"
(29191) Oleg: Yes, I believe he makes them himself.
(29197) Segrid: "Sounds like an interesting fellow."
(29169) Andraste: "A good fellow to know to be sure,"
(29169) Andraste: "By the way Oleg, would you be interested in mounting a troll head? To deter bandits," she says.
(29197) Segrid: "But if he's a hermit, I imagine he prefers his privacy."
(29169) Andraste: "My comrades managed to shoot one down with arrows yesterday," she says.
(29191) Oleg: He's fond of gold, though. That's for sure.
(29191) Oleg: You got a troll's head? Where in the world did you get that?
(29191) Oleg: Did you kill it yourselves?
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: "Yes we did, nearly killed us though"
(29169) Andraste: "Indeed!
(29169) Andraste: "There were two of them, the other fled once we killed its friend."
(29191) Oleg: Wow. That must have been some battle!
(29197) Segrid: "And we were damn lucky it did. The gods favored us surely."
(29264) Cairne Garess: Party Fund: 100.07 GP, 42 rations 2 person tent, 4 person tent, 6 horses with saddle and bridle
(29201) Zelata: I continue to stay in mai corner.
** (29199) Carden quirks a brow and goes to work on the hide himself **
(29169) Andraste: "Yes it was. But some good applications of fog spells and grease saved the day."
(29264) Cairne Garess: The troll head is currently on a nearby anthill, being de-fleshed.
(29264) Cairne Garess: (it takes about a week for a good sized ant hil to dessecate a croc head.
(29201) Zelata: ((don't forget me confusing them!))
(29197) Segrid: "Indeed, the amazing skill in arcane arts our companion brings to our group is most formidible."
(29191) Oleg: Just before dinner, another man shows up at Oleg's.
(29191) DM: He is a middle-aged man named John Kavken.
(29201) Zelata: I laugh loudly and harshly at Segrids statement.
(29197) Segrid: ((John or Jhod?)
(29191) Jhod: Jhod
Server Administrator-> Kicking '(29242) Cairne Garess' from server... Removing dead client
(29242) Cairne Garess (exit): 21:48
(29191) Jhod: Hi, I'm Jhod Kavken. I'm a traveling cleric and hunter. I heard of the exploration charter and have come here to help out.
** (29197) Segrid nods a greeting to the new arrival. "Just in time for supper, friend." **
(29201) Zelata: Well we're a bit full" I say with a air of disdain.
(29197) Segrid: "Shut up, Zelata."
(29201) Zelata: Redoing my bandages.
(29191) Jhod: As you all dine and talk, please one of you make a diplomacy check.
(29201) Zelata: "Go to the crows"
(29169) Andraste: "Welcome, Jhod Kavken. I am Andraste, we would welcome help. especially from a cleric."
(29169) Andraste: ((oo me :3)
(29264) Cairne Garess: ?
(29197) Segrid: ((not me !))
(29169) Andraste: [1d20+9] => [1,9] = (10) Diplomancer
(29169) Andraste: (xD)
(29169) Andraste: (bad luck. luckily I have patient optimist!)
(29169) Andraste: [1d20+9] => [14,9] = (23)
(29191) Jhod: Over dinner, Jhod asks you to seek out a lost temple of Erastil somewhere out here in the Greenbelt
(29191) Jhod: towards the south.
(29169) Andraste: "Tell us more, Brother Jhod."
** (29199) Carden has his interest peaked at this. **
(29197) Segrid: "Lost temple... hmm."
(29197) Segrid: Geography: [1d20+5] => [1,5] = (6)
(29169) Andraste: (haha)
(29191) Jhod: "I'll warn you though, I've heard rumors that there is a large bear guarding the site, and that something isn't right about the bear.
(29197) Segrid: (Haven't heard of it))
(29169) Andraste: (temples? whats that)
(29264) Cairne Garess: big scary bear?
(29197) Segrid: "Rumors? Hunters?"
(29169) Andraste: "A bear guardian? Most peculiar."
(29191) Jhod: (make another diplomacy check)
(29201) Zelata: I get up close into Segrids face and sing loudly into his ear and says "Hows this for shutting up?!"
(29169) Andraste: [1d20+9] => [14,9] = (23)
(29204) Jeremiah Nixon: "Sounds interesting"
(29191) Jhod: Jhod leans over and whispers in Andraste's ear:
(29264) Cairne Garess: Zel, want a shiney?
(29199) Carden: (may I roll know: religion to see if I heard of temple?)
** (29197) Segrid turns and kisses Zelata good and hard. CMB [1d20+3] => [12,3] = (15) **
(29191) Jhod: "I've had dreams and visions about the temple. I think Erastil has guided me out here."
(29264) Cairne Garess: [1d20+7] => [17,7] = (24)
(29264) Cairne Garess: know religion
** (29169) Andraste listens in interest, "Perhaps to restore the temple, Brother Jhod?" **
(29169) Andraste: "To bring his faith to these wild lands once more?"
(29201) Zelata: I look at carden and raise my nose and sit with a yelp on my injured leg before standing a slittlle ruffled and sits properly.
** (29204) Jeremiah Nixon watches the going on at the table with a slight grin **
(29199) Carden: (know: religion as well since I asked [1d20+5] => [12,5] = (17))
(29191) Jhod: You've heard about old temples being found before in general, but this is the first that you've heard of a lost temple in the Stolen Lands.
(29201) Zelata: I frown and say "We need a propper goddess out here, in a land ruled by the elements, we need the goddess of nature spread, not that a holy god would be welcome, but we need her now more than ever"
(29264) Cairne Garess: brb
(29191) Jhod: (to Andraste) "Yes, it may be possible to restore the temple. Please let me know if you are able to locate it."
(29169) Andraste: "We shall investigate this temple, Brother Jhod. You have my word as a sister of the Faith," she says, "But...I would like to request your aid as a Cleric of the Faith Brother. My companions were wounded by a troll 2 days ago."
(29191) Jhod: Certainly, my sister.
(29201) Zelata: I hmpfh and mumble "Great, another healer who will avoid me" I then get up and head outside to sit in the corner again.
(29191) DM: Jhod channels positive energy and heals up everyone's wounds.
** (29169) Andraste bows, "Thank you, Brother...excuse me, I have to go tend to our youngest member," she says, running after Zelata. **
(29264) Cairne Garess: (I wanna do that)
(29191) DM: ok, we'll stop here
(29264) Cairne Garess: can we has 2001 xp?
(29201) Zelata: ((kk))
** (29199) Carden shakes his head and eats; thinking of the multiple tasks that are going to fill his days **
(29169) Andraste: (Yay fully healed :D)

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