Session 4:

Session 4:
The Paladin and the Sorcerer did not make it to the game and we found a bandit camp, this was the camp of one of the bandit camp's lieutenants (the evil chick with the two axes) and 12 of her meanest friends. We accidentally stumble into the edges of their camp because we don't have much in the way of stealth and immediately get shot at by archers. In the opening volley I am reduced to 0 hit points and think I'm going to sit this one out, but our Magus surrounds us in a mist and another player feeds me a potion and I get back into the fight.
What then proceeds is 11 rounds of the most nail biting, edge clinging exciting battle I have ever been a part of. I am tossing buffs and grease and just being as effective as possible every round, the ranger despite an obvious mutual animosity with the die roller is just kicking ass and the Magus is just shockingly good at filling the air with crossbow bolts and changing the terms of the engagement to our favor. The only sour point of the night is that the lieutenant managed to kill our Inquisitor.
Fortunately for us our GM decided to not penalize us for missing two players and allowed us to raise the inquisitor from the dead by tossing his hacked up corpse into the holy pool at the temple. Erastil be praised!
We leveled and I picked up my first level in Shelyn's faith but I will always have a soft spot for Erastil and his followers.


 (33320) Cairne Garess (enter): 18:18

Attempting to assign the role of Player to (33320) Cairne Garess...

(33317) Segrid (enter): 18:20

Attempting to assign the role of Player to (33317) Segrid...

(33320) Cairne Garess: I recomend using the catapults as a mass transit syste,

(33320) Cairne Garess: m

(33320) Cairne Garess: that will solve all of our problems.

(33320) Cairne Garess: oh crap I forgot I get acid splash as an extra spell every day.

(33317) Segrid: .

(33320) Cairne Garess: sooo, how is everyone?

(33321) DM: good here

(33285) NapalmMoose (enter): 18:47

Attempting to assign the role of Player to (33285) NapalmMoose...

(33285) NapalmMoose: Sup

(33317) Segrid: doing good

(33320) Cairne Garess: so are we trying to be more or less mean to zel?

(33317) Segrid: Less mean

(33285) NapalmMoose: also Ignore that email I sent earlier today about me not being able to make it

(33285) NapalmMoose: less mean, more annoyed

(33320) Cairne Garess: fine.

(33321) DM: Arelius emailed that he will be about 10 minutes late

(33336) Cairne Garess (enter): 18:57

(33336) Cairne Garess: weird

Attempting to assign the role of Player to (33336) Cairne Garess...

(33321) DM: Booting '(33320) Cairne Garess' from room...

(33320) Cairne Garess (exit): 18:58

(33317) Segrid: Tra la la la la

(33336) Cairne Garess: people are late.

(33317) Segrid: Perception: [1d20+4] => [17,4] = (21); +2 vs. Humans

(33317) Segrid: yup

(33336) Cairne Garess: [1d20+8] => [7,8] = (15)

(33317) Segrid: .

(33321) DM: Here are some stats for the Grinch and Max: http://backin81.blogspot.com/2008/12/grinch-belated-by-request-d-mm.html

(33285) NapalmMoose: lol

(33321) DM: How the Grinch Stole Christmas was on ABC last night (and yes, I did watch it)

(33321) DM: well, apparently Arelius is running more than 10 minutes behind

(33321) DM: so sign of Rone on skype

(33321) DM: no

(33321) DM: so what do you guys want to do?

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: give em another 10 min

(33336) Cairne Garess: give it a few more minutes

(33344) Arelius (enter): 19:22

(33336) Cairne Garess: YAY!

(33317) Segrid: hi

Attempting to assign the role of Player to (33344) Arelius...

(33344) Arelius: hey

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: sup

(33344) Carden: Not much; son's basketball practice went over

(33321) DM: After killing the crazed bear, you drink of the waters of the pool, which restores you to full health.

(33321) DM: The night spent camping near the temple passes uneventfully and it is now dawn of 10 Pharast.

(33321) DM: You are in hex 4-3.

(33321) DM: Although you have not yet explored hex 4-4, you know based on Perlivash's map about where the Thorn River bandit camp is.

** (33285) Jeremiah Nixon wakes up eats and prepares himself for the day **

** (33317) Segrid sharpens his sword after breakfast. **

** (33344) Carden awakes and prepares for battle this day. **

(33336) Cairne Garess: any particular spells people want?

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: "So which direction do we want to head today?"

(33317) Segrid: "Time to see the banditry ended, eh?"

** (33344) Carden looks around at the others; cleaning up the area around the campsite of the temple "east is most likely" **

(33336) Cairne Garess: I'm thinking prot evil, grease and mage armor

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: "So do we have a plan for that?"

(33317) Segrid: "We need to find the camp."

(33317) Segrid: .

(33336) Cairne Garess: sneak oup on the camp then rain arrows down on them

(33317) Segrid: "You can use your grease to keep them from closing on us."

(33317) Segrid: "Hopefully."

** (33344) Carden nods in agreement with Cairne and Segrid **

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: "Sounds good to me"

(33336) Cairne Garess: and I can make one of you big when I'm running away so they assume I am a lesser threat.

(33321) DM: You travel east and explore around hex 4-4 (which is a forest hex).

(33321) DM: You map the route of the Thorn River which almost splits this hex in half.

(33336) Cairne Garess: (knocking off 6 rations)

(33321) DM: As you get closer to the SE border of the hex, you locate a small creek flowing into the river which Perlivash indicated leads north into the bandit camp.

(33321) DM: (You are approaching from the far lower left corner...)

(33321) DM: Are you approaching on foot or horseback?

(33344) Carden: (on foot here)

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: (( Im on foot ))

(33317) Segrid: ((foot also))

(33321) DM: please make stealth checks

(33317) Segrid: Stealth: [1d20+3] => [10,3] = (13)

(33336) Cairne Garess: [1d20+0] => [7,0] = (7)

(33336) Cairne Garess: I tie up trouble with everyone else's horses.

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: Stealth [1d20+2] => [10,2] = (12)

(33344) Carden: [1d20+6] => [20,6] = (26)

(33321) DM: As you approach, suddenly two arrows fly towards you

(33321) DM: one at Cairne

(33321) DM: Longbow [1d20+2] => [13,2] = (15), Damage [1d8+0] => [8,0] = (8)

(33321) DM: and one at Jeremiah

(33321) DM: Longbow [1d20+2] => [4,2] = (6), Damage [1d8+0] => [2,0] = (2)

(33317) Segrid: Perception: [1d20+4] => [2,4] = (6); +2 vs. Humans

(33321) DM: you can make perception checks

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: Perception [1d20] => [4] = (4)

(33344) Carden: perception [1d20+6] => [17,6] = (23)

(33321) DM: Carden, you see a bandit up about 20' in a somewhat hidden treestand (K3)

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: "I think they know we are here"

(33336) Cairne Garess: [1d20+8] => [8,8] = (16)

** (33344) Carden motions to the direction of bandits so he doesnt give away his position near the wagon **

(33321) DM: roll initiative

(33321) DM: Initiative [1d20+5] => [16,5] = (21)

(33317) Segrid: Initiative: [1d20+5] => [1,5] = (6)

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: Initiative: [1d20+2] => [17,2] = (19)

(33321) DM: Initiative [1d20+1] => [16,1] = (17)

(33336) Cairne Garess: I'm asleep

(33344) Carden: Init [1d20=2] => 1d20=2

(33344) Carden: Init [1d20+2] => [15,2] = (17)

(33336) Cairne Garess: [1d20+4] => [10,4] = (14)

(33321) DM: Initiative [1d20+5] => [13,5] = (18)

(33336) Cairne Garess: (I am now at 0 hit points.)

(33321) DM: So far you only see these 4 bands

(33321) DM: the bandit over at K2 is up another 20' high treestand

(33321) DM: the other two there are hiding behind two big sections of log

(33321) DM: ok, start of round 1

(33321) DM: first 4 bandits got 21 so they go first

(33321) DM: Bandit at R3 shoots at Jeremiah

(33321) DM: Longbow [1d20+2] => [6,2] = (8), Damage [1d8+0] => [2,0] = (2)

(33321) DM: (let me number these guys)

(33321) DM: Bandit 2 moves to get a better shot at Jeremiah and fires

(33321) DM: Longbow [1d20+2] => [14,2] = (16), Damage [1d8+0] => [8,0] = (8)

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: (( Damn Im down to 1hp ))

(33321) DM: Bandit 3 sees Carden and shoot at him...

(33321) DM: Longbow [1d20+2] => [20,2] = (22), Damage [1d8+0] => [2,0] = (2)

(33321) DM: Longbow [1d20+2] => [15,2] = (17), Damage [1d8+0] => [7,0] = (7)

(33344) Carden: (he can see me with nat 20 stealth?)

(33321) DM: Are you hding under the cart or just behind it?

(33344) Carden: (behind/corner of it)

(33321) DM: ok, so Bandit 3 shoots over in that direction but missed you

(33321) DM: Bandit 4 drops a thunderstone to the ground ( BANG ) and shoots at Segrid

(33321) DM: Longbow [1d20+2] => [11,2] = (13), Damage [1d8+0] => [1,0] = (1)

(33321) DM: but misses

(33321) DM: ok, Jeremiah's turn

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: (( Ok im going to use My Arcane pool to Enhance my Crossbow and then fire it at the bandit that hit me ))

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: Ranged: Arcane Light Crossbow: Attack [1d20+3] => [13,3] = (16) Damage [1d6+3] => [3,3] = (6) Crit on 19-20/x2 Range 80ft

(33321) DM: You hit Bandit 1!

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: (( The damage on that is wrong ))

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: (( Mind if I reroll the damage? ))

(33321) DM: go ahead

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: damage [1d8+1] => [7,1] = (8)

(33321) DM: Now it's Bandits 5-8s turns...

(33321) DM: Alerted by the thunderstone, they draw their short swords and start moving towards the creek...

(33321) DM: Carden's turn

(33336) Cairne Garess: you know what sucks, having a shaft of steel, wood and feathers sticking out of your chest.

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: "Yes it does"

** (33344) Carden grumbles abit and stays hidden; casting a spell (divine favor) and prays from Erastil (protection judgment). He motions for Andraste to give Cairne a drink from a flash filled with pool water. **

(33321) DM: [1d8+5] => [5,5] = (10) healing

(33344) Carden: (done)

(33336) Cairne Garess: well crap

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: "Thanks"

(33336) Cairne Garess: I am back in buisnes (14 init)

(33321) DM: Kressle draws out her hand axes and shouts to the bandits "Well, what are you waiting for? GET THEM!"

(33321) DM: Cairne's turn

(33336) Cairne Garess: (duck behind wagon and cast makge armor)

(33336) Cairne Garess: AC 14

(33321) DM: Segrid's turn to finish the round

** (33317) Segrid shoots at Bandit 3 and moves to better cover behind the wagon. **

(33317) Segrid: Ranged: Longbow vs. Human [1d20+6] => [9,6] = (15) (Crit 20/x3) for [1d8+2] => [3,2] = (5) damage

(33321) DM: hit

(33321) DM: Bandit 1 is so badly wounded that he drops his bow and begins climbing down a rope ladder from the platform

(33321) DM: Bandit 2 uses a double move to climb up the platform

(33321) DM: Bandit 3 moves out from behind the log and shoots his bow at Segrid

(33321) DM: Longbow [1d20+2] => [19,2] = (21), Damage [1d8+0] => [7,0] = (7)

(33321) DM: and hits

(33321) DM: Bandit 4 takes a shot at Jeremiah

(33321) DM: Longbow [1d20+2] => [9,2] = (11), Damage [1d8+0] => [2,0] = (2)

(33321) DM: but misses

(33321) DM: Jeremiah's turn

(33344) Carden: (wagon should give some cover)

(33344) Carden: (bonus wise I mean)

(33344) Carden: (also someone can puppet Zel)

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: (( Im going to duck behind the wagon and reload my crossbow ))

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: "Gentlemen we may be outnumbered"

(33321) DM: The other bandits double-move closer

(33321) DM: Carden's turn

(33317) Segrid: "Let's fix that then."

(33317) Segrid: .

** (33344) Carden nods "They seem to have prayed well today. Mist to manuever to our left." He moves around to the other side of the wagon behind Segrid and takes a shot of the bandit climbing down [1d20+3] => [19,3] = (22) [1d8+3] => [1,3] = (4). **

(33321) DM: You drop Bandit 1

(33344) Carden: (or grease)

(33321) DM: Kressle moves closer

(33321) DM: Cairne's turn

(33336) Cairne Garess: grease has a range of 25'

(33336) Cairne Garess: cast prot evil on segrid

(33336) Cairne Garess: enjoy your +2 def bonus to AC

(33317) Segrid: ty

(33321) DM: Segrid's turn

** (33317) Segrid shoots Bandit 3 then readies sword and shield **

(33317) Segrid: Ranged: Longbow vs. Human [1d20+6] => [1,6] = (7) (Crit 20/x3) for [1d8+2] => [2,2] = (4) damage

(33336) Cairne Garess: I'm waiting for the BBEG to come by to grease.

(33321) DM: that missed

(33336) Cairne Garess: also summoned critters cannot hurt you, and you are immune to mind control.

(33336) Cairne Garess: Segrid, that thing you did, don't do that.

(33321) DM: Start of round 3

(33321) DM: Bandit 2 takes a shot at Carden after he moves into view

(33321) DM: Longbow [1d20+2] => [2,2] = (4), Damage [1d8+0] => [6,0] = (6)

(33321) DM: and misses

(33321) DM: Bandit 3 crosses the creek and then takes a shot at Segrid

(33321) DM: Longbow [1d20+2] => [8,2] = (10), Damage [1d8+0] => [5,0] = (5)

(33321) DM: and also misses

(33321) DM: Bandit 4 isn't able to get a good shot so he decides to climb down from the stand

(33321) DM: Jeremiah's turn

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: (( Should I cast obscuring mist?))

(33317) Segrid: (probably, give us cover, deny their number advantage

(33344) Carden: (up to you but across the creek area so we can take out the ones on west side)

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: (( I cast Obscuring mist ))

(33321) DM: draw where it is on the map

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: (( thats about the siz of it )0

(33344) Carden: (i dont see anything :( )

(33321) DM: Bandits 5-8 move closer to the edge of the mist

(33321) DM: Carden's turn

(33385) Cairne Garess (enter): 20:25

Attempting to assign the role of Player to (33385) Cairne Garess...

** (33344) Carden can't see anything know; draws his blade and goes into the nearby foilage to hide (stealth [1d20+6] => [15,6] = (21)) **

(33321) DM: Kressel moves up and continues to berate the bandits.

(33321) DM: "I don't care if you can't see them--get in there and get them!"

(33321) DM: Cairne's turn

(33385) Cairne Garess: uh, holding action

(33321) DM: Segrid's turn

** (33317) Segrid refocuses and then readies an action to attack any enemy who approaches him. **

(33321) DM: Start of round 4

(33321) DM: Bandit 2 can't see through the mist, so he climbs down

(33321) DM: Bandit 3 enters the mist and closes with Segrid

(33317) Segrid: Melee: Longsword vs. Human [1d20+6] => [2,6] = (8) (Crit 19-20/x2) for [1d8+4] => [6,4] = (10) damage

(33317) Segrid: Melee: Longsword vs. Human [1d20+6] => [14,6] = (20) (Crit 19-20/x2) for [1d8+4] => [3,4] = (7) damage

(33317) Segrid: ((damn dicebot!))

(33385) Cairne Garess: Segrid, I can make you big if you are going melee.

(33317) Segrid: (sure)

(33321) DM: so miss?

(33317) Segrid: (ignore second roll)

(33317) Segrid: (yes I assume 8 missed)

(33385) Cairne Garess: (cast enlarge on Segrid)

(33321) DM: bandit 4 moves over to join the others

(33321) DM: Jeremiah's turn

(33385) Cairne Garess: (I just figure since they are humans and you have an armor boost you might want some crushing)

(33344) Carden: (we are in the mist right or is there just a line of mist?)

(33385) Cairne Garess: (SEGRID SMASH!!!)

(33385) Cairne Garess: (:P)

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: (( Im going to spend this round moving ))

(33321) DM: yes, you are in the midst of the mist

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: (( and If I have a clear shot im going to fire at bandit 3 ))

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: (( i mean bandit 2 ))

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: Ranged: Arcane Light Crossbow: Attack [1d20+3] => [4,3] = (7) Damage [1d8+1] => [2,1] = (3) Crit on 19-20/x2 Range 80ft

(33385) Cairne Garess: (Perception to hear bandit)

(33385) Cairne Garess: [1d20+8] => [4,8] = (12)

(33321) DM: J, you can take a shot at Bandit 2

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: (( You can see people within 5ft of you in Obscuring Mist ))

(33321) DM: sorry, didn't see your shot there

(33321) DM: miss

(33321) DM: Bandit 5 gropes his way into the mist

(33321) DM: 6 moves into the mist and runs into the cart

(33321) DM: 7 moves into the mist

(33321) DM: 8 moves over to protect Kressle

(33321) DM: Carden's turn

** (33344) Carden stumbles out of the brush and towards Cairne; thinking he heard bandits moving that way. He pushes through the mist and bumps into a bandit; swinging his blade at him #7 [1d20+3] => [7,3] = (10) [1d6+3] => [3,3] = (6) **

(33321) DM: Kressle decides to also head into the mist

(33321) DM: Cairne's turn

(33321) DM: you heard what sounds like two different bandits approaching your position

(33385) Cairne Garess: I cast grease

(33385) Cairne Garess: dc 14

(33321) DM: Reflex [1d20+1] => [6,1] = (7)

(33321) DM: Bandit 3 falls prone

(33385) Cairne Garess: I like grease

(33385) Cairne Garess: is a good spell.

(33321) DM: Segrid's turn

** (33317) Segrid attacks bandit # 6 **

(33317) Segrid: Melee: ENLARGED Longsword vs Human [1d20+2] => [13,2] = (15) (Crit 19-20/x2) for [2d6+6] => [5,5,6] = (16) damage

(33317) Segrid: [1d100] => [99] = (99)

(33317) Segrid: Yay!

(33317) Segrid: (#6 not #3)

(33385) Cairne Garess: ooooouch, I would not want to be him

(33321) DM: Start of round 5

(33321) DM: B2 heads towards B3 as he yells out

(33321) DM: Reflex [1d20+1] => [2,1] = (3)

(33321) DM: B2 also falls prone!

(33321) DM: B3 tries to stand up

(33385) Cairne Garess: [1d4] => [2] = (2)

(33317) Segrid: Segrid Smash!

(33317) Segrid: Melee: ENLARGED Longsword vs Human [1d20+6] => [3,6] = (9) (Crit 19-20/x2) for [2d6+6] => [5,5,6] = (16) damage

(33321) DM: you miss but B3 isn't able to stand up

(33321) DM: Jeremiah's turn

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: (( Im going to reload and fire my crossbow bandit 2 ))

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: Ranged: Arcane Light Crossbow: Attack [1d20+3] => [1,3] = (4) Damage [1d8+1] => [4,1] = (5) Crit on 19-20/x2 Range 80ft

(33321) DM: Bandit 5 closes with Carden and swings his short sword

(33321) DM: Short sword [1d20+2] => [9,2] = (11) melee, Damage [1d6+1] => [3,1] = (4)

(33321) DM: Bandit 7 also swings at Carden

(33321) DM: Short sword [1d20+2] => [3,2] = (5) melee, Damage [1d6+1] => [4,1] = (5)

(33321) DM: Bandit 8 wanders into the mist

(33321) DM: Carden's turn

** (33344) Carden gets into a defensive stance and swings his blade at the bandit (#7) again (combat expertise -1) [1d20+2] => [2,2] = (4) [1d6+3] => [6,3] = (9) **

(33344) Carden: (ugg)

** (33344) Carden then takes a step backwards (5') **

(33321) DM: Kressle moves towards where she hears fighting

(33321) DM: and chops at you with her handaxe

(33321) DM: Mwk handaxe [1d20+7] => [17,7] = (24) melee, Damage [1d6+3] => [6,3] = (9) (SA)

** (33344) Carden falls over; unconcious (we really needed andraste and zel here) **

(33317) Segrid: ((yeah))

(33321) DM: Cairne's turn

(33385) Cairne Garess: cast acid splash on B2 (ranged touch)

(33385) Cairne Garess: [1d20] => [9] = (9)

(33344) Carden: (I think zel would try to fire stuff at Kressle she is is was obsessed with killing her; Andraste could attack as well there GM(

(33321) DM: (this is the encounter for 4 with the camp fully on alert)

(33321) DM: (I had more bandits and a tougher Kressle for a party of 6)

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(33336) Cairne Garess (exit): 20:54

(33344) Carden: (I think it was missed calculated ;) )

(33317) Segrid: ((nah, it's supposed to be a tough encounter))

(33321) DM: Since B2 is prone I'll say that your acid splash hits him

(33385) Cairne Garess: [1d6] => [1] = (1)

(33385) Cairne Garess: 1 point of damage

(33321) DM: Segrid's turn

** (33317) Segrid attacks Bandit 2 then moves 5'. **

(33317) Segrid: Melee: ENLARGED Longsword vs Human [1d20+6] => [9,6] = (15) (Crit 19-20/x2) for [2d6+6] => [1,1,6] = (8) damage

(33321) DM: Bandit 2 is at exactly 0 hp

(33321) DM: start of round 6

(33321) DM: B3 tries to stand up

(33317) Segrid: Melee: ENLARGED Longsword vs Human [1d20+6] => [10,6] = (16) (Crit 19-20/x2) for [2d6+6] => [4,1,6] = (11) damage

(33385) Cairne Garess: Oh my gawd, I have been effective for like 3 rounds in a row

(33321) DM: You kill B3

(33385) Cairne Garess: Lets get that axe weilding bitch

(33321) DM: B4 runs over to B3 hearing his screams, and slides into the grease

(33321) DM: Reflex [1d20+1] => [12,1] = (13)

(33321) DM: and falls prone

(33321) DM: Jeremiah's turn

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: (( Going to reload my cross bow then move ))

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: (( And thats my turn ))

(33321) DM: B5 and 7 close with Segrid

(33321) DM: you can AoO on one of them

(33317) Segrid: Melee: ENLARGED Longsword vs Human [1d20+6] => [5,6] = (11) (Crit 19-20/x2) for [2d6+6] => [3,4,6] = (13) damage

(33321) DM: miss

(33321) DM: B8 comes over and swings at you

(33321) DM: Short sword [1d20+2] => [3,2] = (5) melee, Damage [1d6+1] => [4,1] = (5)

(33321) DM: but misses

(33321) DM: Carden's turn

** (33344) Carden is moaning every so lightly (0 HP) **

** (33344) Carden wishes ANdraste or Zel to heal him in his last dream **

(33317) Segrid: (you can withdraw at 0 HP)

(33321) DM: Kressle bends over, picks you up, and puts you over her shoulder

(33321) DM: Cairne's turn

(33385) Cairne Garess: acid splash bandit 4 (ranged touch)

(33385) Cairne Garess: [1d20] => [16] = (16)

(33321) DM: hit

(33385) Cairne Garess: [1d6] => [4] = (4)

(33385) Cairne Garess: 2 damage'

(33344) Carden: (weight is 161lbs)

(33321) DM: (she has 16 str)

(33321) DM: Segrid's turn

** (33317) Segrid attacks #8 and steps back 5'. **

(33317) Segrid: Melee: ENLARGED Longsword vs Human [1d20+6] => [7,6] = (13) (Crit 19-20/x2) for [2d6+6] => [6,5,6] = (17) damage

(33321) DM: 8 is slain

(33344) Carden: (np just saying heavy load for her anyways)

(33321) DM: Start of round 7

(33321) DM: B4 tries to stand up

(33321) DM: and regains his footing

(33321) DM: and takes a 5' step out of the grease and mist

(33321) DM: Jeremiah's turn

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: (( I fire at Bandit 4 ))

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: Ranged: Arcane Light Crossbow: Attack [1d20+3] => [14,3] = (17) Damage [1d8+1] => [7,1] = (8) Crit on 19-20/x2 Range 80ft

(33321) DM: You hit him squarely in the back

(33321) DM: B5 and 7 continue to try to hit Segrid

(33321) DM: Short sword [1d20+2] => [13,2] = (15) melee, Damage [1d6+1] => [6,1] = (7)

(33321) DM: Short sword [1d20+2] => [18,2] = (20) melee, Damage [1d6+1] => [4,1] = (5)

(33317) Segrid: miss and miss

(33317) Segrid: (ty for Prot from evil)

(33321) DM: Carden's turn

(33385) Cairne Garess: Prot evil is now going to be one of my standbys.

(33317) Segrid: (backstab the bitch lol)

(33344) Carden: (hehehe thinking that)

(33321) DM: make a con check DC15 and you can go to 1 hp and act

** (33344) Carden even though disabled decides to summon the strength to try and stab the bandit leader in the bakc with blade [1d20+3] => [20,3] = (23) [1d6+3] => [2,3] = (5); Con check [1d20+2] => [17,2] = (19) **

(33344) Carden: crit confirm [1d20+3] => [4,3] = (7)

(33321) DM: "Agggg!"

(33344) Carden: (aww)

(33321) DM: Kressle dumps you off her shoulder and you are prone on the ground

(33385) Cairne Garess: we are going to have a pool party in that sacred pool back at the temple

(33321) DM: and she draws her hand axes again

** (33344) Carden grunts from impact to ground **

(33321) DM: Cairne's turn

(33385) Cairne Garess: Cast acid splash on B5 (ranged touch)

(33385) Cairne Garess: [1d20] => [7] = (7)

(33385) Cairne Garess: miss

(33321) DM: Segrid's turn

** (33317) Segrid attacks bandit 7 **

(33317) Segrid: Melee: ENLARGED Longsword vs Human [1d20+6] => [14,6] = (20) (Crit 19-20/x2) for [2d6+6] => [1,5,6] = (12) damage

(33321) DM: B7 is dead

(33321) DM: start of round 8

(33321) DM: B2 is still unconscious

(33321) DM: Jeremiah's turn

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: (( Im going to climb up the watch tower ))

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: (( And thats my turn ))

(33321) DM: B5 swings at Segrid

(33321) DM: Short sword [1d20+2] => [9,2] = (11) melee, Damage [1d6+1] => [1,1] = (2)

(33321) DM: but misses

(33321) DM: Carden's turn

(33317) Segrid: ((withdraw dude))

** (33344) Carden glad to be free from the kressle and have life; he cast healing on himself (CWL [1d8+1] => [3,1] = (4)) **

(33385) Cairne Garess: (Carden, we are going to give you that bitche's axes but you need to look after you)

(33385) Cairne Garess: close enough

(33321) DM: K's turn

(33321) DM: "You shouldn't have done that mister!"

(33321) DM: Mwk handaxe (vs. human) [1d20+7] => [15,7] = (22) melee, Damage [1d6+5] => [6,5] = (11) (1 of 2)

(33321) DM: Mwk handaxe (vs. human) [1d20+7] => [1,7] = (8) melee, Damage [1d6+5] => [6,5] = (11) (2 of 2)

(33317) Segrid: "Your men are dying bitch, surrender or join them!"

(33344) Carden: (ok concealment roll?)

(33321) DM: 20%?

(33344) Carden: (yea)

(33321) DM: so above 20% hits

(33321) DM: [1d100] => [56] = (56)

** (33344) Carden is hit again; bleeding good now (-5) **

(33321) DM: Cairne's turn

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: (( concealment doesnt apply if they are within 5ft of each other ))

(33317) Segrid: ob mi9st gives 20% at 5 and 50% at 10 (just looked it up)

(33385) Cairne Garess: cast acid splash on b5

(33385) Cairne Garess: [1d20] => [11] = (11)

(33385) Cairne Garess: [1d100] => [94] = (94)

(33321) DM: hit

(33385) Cairne Garess: [1d6] => [3] = (3)

(33385) Cairne Garess: 2 damamge

(33321) DM: Segrid's turn

** (33317) Segrid attacks 5 **

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: (( ah my bad then ))

(33317) Segrid: Melee: ENLARGED Longsword vs Human [1d20+6] => [4,6] = (10) (Crit 19-20/x2) for [2d6+6] => [1,3,6] = (10) damage

(33317) Segrid: :(

(33321) DM: Start of round 9

(33321) DM: Jeremiah's turn

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: (( Im going to ready an action to attack any Bandits I see come out of the Mist with my crossbow ))

(33321) DM: B5 swings at Segrid

(33321) DM: Short sword [1d20+2] => [1,2] = (3) melee, Damage [1d6+1] => [1,1] = (2)

(33321) DM: and his sword breaks!

(33321) DM: "WTF?"

(33321) DM: Carden's turn

(33344) Carden: con check [1d20-4] => [4,-4] = (0)

(33344) Carden: (-6 now)

(33317) Segrid: "That's what you get for using a goblin blade. Move out of the way and let me deal with the bitch."

(33321) DM: Kressle does a coup de grace on Carden...

(33317) Segrid: :(

(33321) DM: Mwk handaxe (vs. human) [1d20+9] => [15,9] = (24) melee, Damage [1d6+5] => [6,5] = (11) (SA)

(33321) DM: Mwk handaxe (vs. human) [1d20+9] => [8,9] = (17) melee, Damage [1d6+5] => [6,5] = (11) (SA)

(33321) DM: Mwk handaxe (vs. human) [1d20+9] => [1,9] = (10) melee, Damage [1d6+5] => [4,5] = (9) (SA)

(33321) DM: axe is x3 crit damage

(33321) DM: so 31 damage total

(33344) Carden: (brutal; blame on players absences!)

(33321) DM: Cairne's turn

(33385) Cairne Garess: acid splash

(33385) Cairne Garess: [1d20] => [12] = (12)

(33385) Cairne Garess: [1d100] => [54] = (54)

(33385) Cairne Garess: [1d6] => [5] = (5)

(33321) DM: You notice that Kressle is obsessed with slicing and dicing on Carden

(33385) Cairne Garess: 3 damage

(33321) DM: (so she's flat footed to you)

(33385) Cairne Garess: I can't see her

(33321) DM: (the mist has faded away)

(33385) Cairne Garess: has it been a minute?

(33321) DM: almost

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: (( Yep ))

(33385) Cairne Garess: ok, if I can acid splash the bitch instead

(33385) Cairne Garess: is her touch 1?

(33385) Cairne Garess: 12 or less

(33321) DM: her touch AC is 12

(33321) DM: Segrid's turn

** (33317) Segrid drinks a potion for [1d8+1] => [2,1] = (3) healing **

(33385) Cairne Garess: can I hjust keep in on the bandit, I have a feeling I want her focused on segrid

(33321) DM: if you want

(33317) Segrid: "Bring it bitch!"

(33385) Cairne Garess: no offense'

(33317) Segrid: "You'll pay for that"

(33317) Segrid: (good plan)

(33317) Segrid: "I'll slay you like these men here."

(33321) DM: Start of round 10

(33321) DM: Jeremiah's turn

(33385) Cairne Garess: Sorry Card

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: (( Do I have a clear shot at Kressle? ))

(33317) Segrid: ((yeah, dying sucks))

(33321) DM: yes, now that the mist is gone

(33385) Cairne Garess: You two kill the fuck out of her, I'll handle the bandit.

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: (( ok my Enhance from Arcane pool has worn off so Im going to use another point on my crossbow again and fire at her ))

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: Ranged: Arcane Light Crossbow: Attack [1d20+3] => [20,3] = (23) Damage [1d8+1] => [8,1] = (9) Crit on 19-20/x2 Range 80ft

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: Crit Confirm [1d20+3] => [11,3] = (14)

(33321) DM: didn't crit

(33321) DM: her AC is 15

(33321) DM: unless, hmm

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: (( Damn ))

(33321) DM: 50% chance she's still flat footed

(33321) DM: if 51+...

(33317) Segrid: +2 for higher ground?

(33321) DM: [1d100] => [96] = (96)

(33321) DM: ah, you got her

(33321) DM: arrow right through the back of her throat

(33385) Cairne Garess: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66QcIlblI1U

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: Crit damage [1d8+1] => [2,1] = (3)

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: (( so a total of 12 damage ))

(33321) DM: ah, she's at exactly 0 hp then

(33385) Cairne Garess: niiiiiice

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: "Got ya"

(33321) DM: B5, seeing Kressle collapse, drops his broken weapon and screams "I surrender!"

** (33317) Segrid Coup de Graces Kressle [4d6+12] => [1,1,3,6,12] = (23) **

(33317) Segrid: "For Carden." he spits on her corpse.

** (33285) Jeremiah Nixon very carefully climbs down the ladder and heads back to the others **

** (33317) Segrid turns to the surviving Bandit "Talk!" **

(33321) DM: B2 is also alive but unconsciouls

(33321) DM: B5 spills his guts:

(33321) DM: "Our boss is a monster of a man. Calls himself the Stag
Lord. He's a deadeye with the bow, and I saw him crush a
prisoner's hand to mush in one fist. Come to think of it,
I've never seen him without his creepy stag helmet on--
some of my friends think he ain't got no face under it, but
not me--I think that creepy helm is his face!"

(33321) DM: "It's hard keeping track of who's working for the boss,
so we use a master phrase as a sort of password to get in
to the fort on the northeast shore of the Tuskwater. Unless
it's been changed recently, the current phrase is, 'By the Bloody Bones of St. Gilmorg, who wants to know?'; And no,
I have no idea who 'St. Gilmorg' is."

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: "Well that sounds lovely"

(33321) DM: "The Stag Lord is a bloody drunk. All that booze under the
platform's for him. He's half of what he used to be, and ain't
never been right in the head. A few weeks ago he punched
my horse for spittin' in the yard. Personally, I wouldn't care
if he dropped dead tomorrow, but even drunk out of his
mind he's still got a fair amount of fight to him."

(33321) DM: "The Stag Lord keeps a strange old man locked up in the
basement. I suspect the old guy might actually be running
the show, using the Stag Lord as a puppet, you know. I got
a look into the old guy's eyes once, and it terrified me. He
ain't someone I'd want to cross."

(33385) Cairne Garess: [1d20+7] => [18,7] = (25)

(33385) Cairne Garess: know religion

(33317) Segrid: "Sounds like a dangerous bastard, all right."

(33321) DM: You've not heard of a St. Gilmorg either

(33321) DM: Searching around the camp, beneath the K2 platform on the ground you find some folded up tents, firewood, and food under a canvas tarp

(33413) Cairne Garess (enter): 21:45

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: (( brb ))

(33321) DM: Digging down beneath that stuff, you find 200 gp worth of coins

Attempting to assign the role of Player to (33413) Cairne Garess...

(33413) Cairne Garess: I reinstalled openrpg and python today!

(33413) Cairne Garess: detect magic on stuff, whatever stuff is because I only heard 200gp

(33317) Segrid: (also will search the bodies and stands. To Bandit #5 "Congratulations on your new career as a gravedigger. Get started."

(33321) DM: and a pair of silver earrings, a wooden music box, four crates of furs, and a polished wooden case of potent greenish herbal liquor.

(33321) DM: There are still 8 bottles with liquor in them.

(33321) DM: You find 80 gp total on the bandits

(33321) DM: Kressle has 85 gp on her

(33321) DM: along with studded leather armor, 2 masterwork handaxes, and 4 daggers

(33321) DM: she also has a potion of CLW on her

(33321) DM: As you are looking around camp, you suddenly here a disembodied voice:

(33321) DM: "Administer healing to your fallen comrade and imerse him in the pool of Erastil and he will become alive again!"

(33413) Cairne Garess: Shit, lets tie him to a horse and mooooove!

** (33317) Segrid freaks out again. **

(33317) Segrid: We do as the spooky voice commands.

(33413) Cairne Garess: we do as the kind wonderful voice does.

(33321) DM: (you can figure out how much gp you get from selling Oleg 8 bandits' worth of leather armors, short swords, and longbows)

(33344) Carden: (yay!)

(33317) Segrid: [95*8] => 760

(33317) Segrid: [760/2] => 380

(33317) Segrid: Was he paying full price or 1/2?

(33321) DM: full

(33317) Segrid: so 760

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: (( Back also yay ))

(33317) Segrid: [760+80+85] => 925

(33317) Segrid: [925+200] => 1125

(33413) Cairne Garess: 160.71 per person

(33321) DM: ok, you got 567 xp last time, which brought your total to 1617 xp

(33413) Cairne Garess: , and we can commision a chest with a damn good lock for the communal good.

(33321) DM: and today you got 408 xp each, or a total of 2025 XP! (LEVEL 2!)

(33317) Segrid: (Anyone want the axes?) Ding!

** (33344) Carden is soon back with the living with various scars and chronic pain in his joins **

(33413) Cairne Garess: bada ba ba ba ba ba ba ba!

(33344) Carden: (I will take one if no one else wants them)

(33321) DM: Do you want Andraste and Zelata to level up also? They didn't earn XP this time.

(33413) Cairne Garess: I say carden gets one even if he does not have an use for one.

(33413) Cairne Garess: I was useful like every freaking round except the first, that was amazing.

(33317) Segrid: It'd probably be better to keep them at the same level as us, yes.

(33344) Carden: death makes me bitter =) half XP for them was what I was thinking but your call

(33413) Cairne Garess: no opinion.

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: same level if they explain why they missed tonights game

(33321) DM: one of you was saying that you might have to start working Tuesdays

(33321) DM: was that Andraste?

(33317) Segrid: Did they email y9u with any reasons?

(33321) DM: not recently

(33344) Carden: I dont recall who said that

(33413) Cairne Garess: that was me.

(33413) Cairne Garess: I will know this weekend.

(33321) DM: oh, ok

(33344) Carden: Zel is usually on AIM but havent heard from him in a few days; odd since he is usually very chatty

(33321) DM: yeah, so Andraste and Zelata didn't provide any notice for tonight

(33317) Segrid: I thought I saw him in the lobby before the game

(33317) Segrid: well, that was Xel

(33317) Segrid: so IDK

(33321) DM: so we'll end here with you returning to the temple in hex 4-3 and putting Carden in the pool

(33321) DM: which brings him back to life!

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: Cool

** (33344) Carden bubbles back to life **

** (33317) Segrid falls to his knees in praise to Erastil **

** (33344) Carden raises up quickly from the pool, grasping for air before looking around. **

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: "Welcome back"

(33321) DM: see you all next week

** (33344) Carden feels his chest and neck then sees the others "By Erastril." He closes his eyes and gives a short prayer. Then looks to Jeremiah "Thank you" **

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: later

(33321) DM: send me updated character sheets

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: will do

(33344) Carden: we 2nd level now? I missed that

(33321) DM: yes, with 2025 XP

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon: yep

(33344) Carden: cool

(33285) Jeremiah Nixon (exit): 22:05

(33317) Segrid: yup